Insults and Cutdowns

A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it’s hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don’t you send them a penny and square the account?
Alone: In bad company.
And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
Any friend of yours … is a friend of yours.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Are you brain-dead?
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~
As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people – you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Believe me, I don’t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing!
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
Converse with any plankton lately?
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Do you want do die stupid?
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Don’t let your mind wander — it’s too little to be let out alone.
Don’t mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
Don’t thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling —- in your skull?
Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?


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