Impossible Golf Shot

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”

The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”

“Forget it, man. You don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here!”

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Impossible Golf Shot was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 11:05 am. It was filed under Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Golf Widow,  Addicted To Golf,  Laws of Golf,  Trick Shot,  Annual Husband And Wife Golf Tournament.