I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet [...]
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yeah, true this is stupid, why wood u be proud to sit when u piss? i enjoy standing up
this is stupid, you know womans they always want to be better than men and they think they are, on the other hand we man dont care who is better, we care about our family, we work for them , feed them and take care of them
thats becaue you are a buch lesbo.
Haha that is funny and duh women are so much better then men and you know that is true.
You know bob .. the things u say may be tru but not all men are like that.. and women arent always “almighty” and shieat THERE ARE EFF UP ppl from both sex so ppl dont be biased and shieat its just a poem based on sum facts. so MOVE ON!.
i bet a porchmonkey wrote this
Haha you men are fags. They have one of us and you all thought it was funny and not sexist which it was. So suck it up and eat some humble pie! I may be a guy but I can laugh at this joke all the same. Its just a JOKE!! Get over it.
I’m not going to side with anyone on this. But I must say that some of you people are getting very defensive about a fun joke. Come on! How many times have you been a little sexist!
Either way yes I am a women and no I don’t agree with calling men Neanderthals, okay. So stop whining and competing and just get over it.
PS: Please don’t get offended by this. It’s just my thoughts.
Lol bob said girls were not superior & he said womans! The correct plural form is women!Hello? Yeah this is kettle, pot your black.
“I’m just not that kind!”
“When I lean over you can’t see 3 inches of crack”
“I’ve got far too much pride!”
i found that these 3 lines were the most true out of the entire poem. LOL sick burn
all i got to say is that it goes both ways with the toilet seat hell we got to pick them up but you dont see us complaining