I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I know how [...]
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Oh I like this poem better. it was so true haha
ooo i like this poem it speaks the true
AMELIA TURNER IS A MEXICAN PROSTITUTE!!!
I luv this poem. it’s true and hilarious. trularious!!!
who would pary for that
i meant to say pay
is anybody gonna say anything to the mexican prostitute comment?! jeez!
Who is Amelia Turner? I have a friend who’s interested…
$5 an hour
That joke is hillarious.But one thing…what does $5 an hour mean
this is so true….but two things……who is amelia turner and why does she only charge $5 an hour?
because she’s a cheap whore like that
i am interested where does she live at
very very true.
amelia lives in the ghetto. south of france.
thats the worst thing ive ever hurd i h8 it so sexist aswell
Amelia sounds hot I’d tap that
Wow this amelia girl sounds pretty BAD!!!
I wish i had a quarter for every gorilla named amelia
that’s cuz she is bad. bad to the bone.
Actually my third wife was named amelia, found her in a mexican brothel
i would do that all night and day, i would even do that while eating a sandwhich
yaeh. an amelia sandwhich.
i had an amelia sandwhich, it was too creamy
ew. wow. too much. too much.
i don’t care i like it nasty
lol we should just put the blog on as a joke… its funny reading it!!!!
so you like it nasty eh….ohhhyeahhhh then what’s your fav postion???
why do u wanna know? wierd.
:/
What THE FK happened to my last comment?
Im hungry.
lololololhi
Los angeles baby!
Wow Amelia you are getting alotttttt of comments about you!!! lol… kinda nasty! lol
yea, i think that amelia girl is proud of all those comments…
it’s probably the most attention she’s ever gotten…
everyone loves mexican prostiutes with 60 year parents
haha yeah probably… i wonder if she has a BIG purse that she puts in the middle of the lunch table!!!
i heard about this mekenna girl who was in buisness with amilia they like it nasty and dirty
that mauricio kid must have came out of the closet. since hes on the “im glad im a woman”
that mecenna must think shes so cool cause shes a lez
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that mckenna kid is a lesbian
oh yeah so true.. your so gay… your full of it mauricio.
THIS IS MAURICO……… i will admit it, i AM a woman….. on the outside i wanted to be a man… but on the inside i have everything a girl does….. i also get my period every month…. ( at the beginning) i hate it, but i also love it!!!!! im glad im a woman!!!
Wow mauricio…
i always knew there was somethin diffrent about u…
But who new u would acctually come out of the closet lol…
and yea i bet u wish u were a woman…
WOW. . .WHERE THE HELL DID I GET MYSELF INTO? TRANNIES…HO3S…HE SHES…
haha i can appreciate that cuz i can relate
amelia so damn ugly that she gotta pay a man (or woman) to tap dat.
This was soooooooooo gay
uhh…. the poem was funny, but these comments are 2
~:) ~
dat was better than da guy one dani ur gay