I’m Glad I’m A Man
I'm Glad I'm A Man I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west I don't get wasted after only [...]
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It was funny and true
Eh, not all of it. I’m not a huge fan of ballgames unless i’m actually playing and then i’ll get bored after a while. A lot WAS true though. Didn’t laugh much
that is the truest thing i have ever read. and i am thankful i am a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The part about higher salaries was rude.
No, see I think its sexist and I hate it(even though it was kinda funny)
totally sexist! I’m glad to be a woman!!!!!!!(it was kinda funny though!)
that salary part was really rude…
i dont play sports…
nor do i like them…
this joke wasnt that funny to me but i think that even though ots sexiest people shouldnt take it that way because its just a joke
Aaron if u dont like sports or play sports then that must make u a woman!!!
i like the women one aloooot better haha…
just was alot more….mm..just better.
not to be to rude but the chicks should read it agein after they post.
aaron if u dont like sports your probably a nerd.
But ya, this was sexist, and i also have to admit it was funny. It sounds better if you sing it to your self as a poem though…
crap
sexist yea theres a girl joke like this one to there both funny but to the opposite sex it might make u mad
props girls are better though
Hey Erica,
totally sexist, yes, totally true also yes !
only a woman would answer something like that. If you didnt think it was true would wouldnt respond something like that. If someone told you the sky
was green would a scream and laught at him for being crazy or just walk away and ignore it? Think about that.
MANHOOD woot love the joke all very true
john, wtf “think about that” wot a looser seriously man get a life, that message was so pathetic
Oh barf!!! Men don’t gossip, lol, go to any locker room, lol. Don’t stab in the back LMAO!!! Ask any guy whose best friend took his girl. Get over yourself. Men never go psycho, ask yourself who started the war , a woman and who is most arrested for domestic abuse and how many murders every year are commited by men, killing their gf’s out of jealousy. And last but not least, why are serial killers 98% of the time men? Pathetic, I am so glad not to be around a man like you. You would last 5 minutes.
MJ
Bs. If your a mexican guy you do get like e veryman s gonna steal the grl. My cuz’s bfrnd tore all of her old love poems and beautiful art that guys gave her n the past. Guys are only good for sex & that’s it. :¤
My name is Steven Wood and I wrote this poem along with its counterpart called “I’m Glad I’m a Woman”. Whoever is saying that they wrote this is completely lying, this is slander!!
I posted it on Google approximately 1 year ago, I am happy for it to be used, though I am not happy for people to take the credit for my work!!!
I demand for somebody to e-mail me as soon as this is received!! And I will keep on posting this document until I am contacted!!