If The Ring Fits, Wear It

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know [...]

If The Ring Fits, Wear It

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If The Ring Fits, Wear It was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, July 15th, 2007 at 6:52 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , My Dog’s Name Was Sex , Wearing the Pants , A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning , Could Have Been Worse , Be Honest .

14 Comments to “If The Ring Fits, Wear It”

• Queer says:

  August 1, 2007 at 9:48 pm

  That shit is small!!!!
• Amy says:

  August 7, 2007 at 8:18 pm

  cute and funny girls should try it
• ????? says:

  August 22, 2007 at 11:20 am

  dang mine is 17 inch long
• Twilight_surfer says:

  August 24, 2007 at 8:58 pm

  i think this joke concerns width wise…not length. xD
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 6:26 am

  BWHAHAH! THATS ANOTHER FUNNY JOKE! LOL. Twilight surfers right !. LOLS
• RoRo says:

  September 25, 2007 at 9:01 pm

  i will try it nex time!
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 5:01 pm

  lol thats golden
• sniper_dogg says:

  February 7, 2009 at 4:08 am

  lolz
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 25, 2009 at 10:27 pm

  Haha! Definitely 3! Poor guy
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 25, 2009 at 10:28 pm

  @Twilight_surfer: width wise, it’s still pretty bad
• kyle says:

  May 15, 2009 at 2:16 pm

  REALLY FUNNNNNY!!!!
• drummer grl says:

  October 30, 2009 at 8:41 pm

  Haha that’s tiny! Twilight_surfer is that Twilight as in The Book?
• NEVE says:

  December 1, 2009 at 4:42 am

  hehehee. got exactly what he deserved
• celesteM says:

  January 18, 2010 at 12:28 pm

  lol… that such a guy joke , but killing myself laughing at it…