If The Ring Fits, Wear It


A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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If The Ring Fits, Wear It was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, July 15th, 2007 at 6:52 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , My Dog’s Name Was Sex , Wearing the Pants , A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning , Could Have Been Worse , Be Honest .


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