If Only Men Would Listen


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, “PIG!!”

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “BITCH!!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

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If Only Men Would Listen was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 2:47 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Psychiatric Hotline,  Tidings For The Church,  Reproduction Rights,  Settlement,  Bumper Stickers 46-60.


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9 Responses to “If Only Men Would Listen”

  1. stephney Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    crapp!

  2. Pinkey Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 1:03 am

    Thats so true, half the time my boyfriend doesnt listen either

  3. Nick S. Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 10:24 am

    *Sigh* Common sexism :o] Not all men don’t listen I live in an estrigen ocean I am already trained :D

  4. michelle Says:
    September 28th, 2007 at 9:08 am

    haha! So true! Men never listen!

  5. RAD19 Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 11:55 am

    HAHAHA XD

  6. chris Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    that is understandable man listern to contex not content

  7. gabby Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    whaaaaaaaaaaaat? i dont get it…

  8. A girl Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Its true ,but idk!!

  9. A girl Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    wat the f#ck is ”a girl” talking about?

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