If Only Men Would Listen


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

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If Only Men Would Listen was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 2:47 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Interstate Inspiration , Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest , Blonde in a Rowboat , So We Helped A Skunk , Bumper Stickers 46-60 .


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