If Men Wrote For Cosmopolitan
Have you ever wondered what Cosmopolitan (the chick magazine) would look like if men wrote the advice columns? Gone would be stuff like "How did you become a better woman" and "Headbands hurt your head because they press against sensitive spots right behind your ears." Instead, it'd look alittle something like this: Women (and men), we'd like [...]
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not funny!
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haha! yea hummers in the morning r the best!
sexist much? kinda pathetic
lol good thing women run this shit. yee
That was stupid. It would never sell.
i want more.
LOL of course it would sell. But they would “only buy it for the Articals” right guys?
44DD…. 44 is the size of the rib cage.
So your saying, fat girls with big jugs are in??
this is a joke?
I’ve realized all these topics are going to women, kinda offensive on my view point.
If you are so intimacy deprived that you need a magazine catering to your libido ordained fallacies, then by all means, this baby would sell.
Periodicals were originally invented with the intent of spreading useful politcal and societal information to the public on a regualr basis so that the reader’s could be ‘up’ on things. It would indeed be a sad statute if this is really what people of America (Or any country, for that matter) are supposed to be ‘up’ on.
Now I realize that magazines such as this already exist, but why do you need another one? Because the name “Cosmopolitan” lets you retain a bit of decency whilst reading androgenous smut? I would vote no, sorry fella’s!
wack!!!!!!!!
Seriously….. If you are people are this uptight in the first place, why even come looking for any type of humor. Are you just looking for something to be offended about?
Mmhmm shut the f*ck up it’s a joke
you read way to much into it
it’s a joke but a hurtful one… would you ever say those things to your girlfriend? we don’t fun of guy’s in the mag!!! As for the losing weight thing… it’s stupid alot of girl love going down on guys like me, and n’ 44DD umm dude the number is the size of the chest not the boobs!!!
thats just an excuse to put porn on the internet wtf
AYE ya’all, its ah joke website, some ppl take things to seriously, and some of you stop typin a diatribe to make ppl think youre smarter then everyone, yes there are outrageous things here, and if u dont have 44DD’s well tough, some guys dig it some dont, personally, my gf was perfect from the first time i saw her and wen she drew attention to her breasts then i realised they were early B’s then they grew to late C’s, i love her no more no less because of this, it is cosmetic, i listen and i dont drink.
Mmhmm you are annoying. Shut up.
haha 44DD.. They want big everything! It actually makes sence for the guys to put such a number because it shows how ignorant men are, and I wouldn’t be suprised if the magazine really was written like this.
I will grow mine’s if you grow your’s first. Deal or no deal? lmao… I wonder what a womans version of a mens magazine would look like?
It’s funny how all the women are saying it’s the stupidist thing they’ve ever seen and how it’s sexist, and all the guys are saying it’s funny.
Oh and by the way it’s not really sexist, because if there were guys who disagreed with the articles…chances are they’re a little “limp wristed”
not offended but it wasnt that funny. :/
I can not believe what I am reading. Sure I think the fat jokes and the morning hummer joke is a bit offensive, but if you have ever watched Family Guy offensive stuff it gut bustingly funny. I am a guy and I have flipped through a Cosmo once or twice and the photos and the subjects in a cosmo are way racer than anything you will find in maxim or fhm and all you women out there know it. I never understood why that is. I think it is because women (although more politicaly correct about it) are harsher with each other than men ever were. every issue I see in the supermarket before I check out has 100 sex secrets to keep your man happy. You only need to know one secret have sex with your man whenever he wants and he will be perfectly happy and you can break down the percent of his happyness from there. Oh and by the way after a long hard day why not bring your man his favorite drink. He would and probably has done the same for you(and if not get a better man)
get some boobies!!!
tbh honest all magazines like this are rubbish anyway…
IT’S A FREAKIN JOKE PPL. Sorry about the shout, but it had to be done. Not that funny, but good for a chuckle. Sexist? Yes. To be taken seriously? No!
not that funny not really
thing is….this is basically what cosmo says already so people should stop crying about it. if stupid women didn’t buy such mass quantities of these magazines, they would stop making them.
however women have proven time and time again that they like to be told they are not thin/pretty/sexually skilled enough.
and also, as a woman…there’s nothing wrong with a hummer in the morning!
hahahahahah
why are there so many sexist jokes
doesnt matter if you disagree or bash me uncontrollably, i wont read it
like yeah its a joke, it shouldnt be taken so seriously
but seeing so many of sexist jokes related to women gets really annoying quickly. Then again the bickering afterwards of men and women arguing about how incompetant they each are is entertaining aha
if this was a real cosmo it would probably be telling you how to lose weight and make your boobs look bigger anyways
you know whats funny, on tv there was an infomercial on like a butt bumper, extremely padded underwear to put on to enhance the booty
imagine finding that one steamy night with your girlfriend
haha
Hello… Hello… HELLO….. anybody there? The link clearly states, female joke site and it’s a dirty joke site. If it sexist, then go to the joke links in disney or nickelodeon website. Or try the UN website, you’ll find even more pathetic real life sick jokes! Chill people… this is not supposed to be serious. If its sexist, its a joke not meant to be serious. And a hummer to wake you up in the morning is a good one. I really wanna know what u gals would say about a cunnilingus in the morning to wake you up?