If Men Wrote For Cosmopolitan
Have you ever wondered what Cosmopolitan (the chick magazine) would look like if men wrote the advice columns? Gone would be stuff like “How did you become a better woman” and “Headbands hurt your head because they press against sensitive spots right behind your ears.” Instead, it’d look alittle something like this:
Women (and men), we’d like your thoughts. Lets start a lobby group.
What'd You Think?
(19 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)
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August 18th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
not funny!
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August 19th, 2007 at 6:47 am
haha! yea hummers in the morning r the best!
August 20th, 2007 at 7:20 am
sexist much? kinda pathetic
August 21st, 2007 at 10:08 pm
lol good thing women run this shit. yee
September 7th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
That was stupid. It would never sell.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
i want more.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:29 am
LOL of course it would sell. But they would “only buy it for the Articals” right guys?
September 20th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
44DD…. 44 is the size of the rib cage.
So your saying, fat girls with big jugs are in??
September 25th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
this is a joke?
September 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I’ve realized all these topics are going to women, kinda offensive on my view point.
October 4th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
If you are so intimacy deprived that you need a magazine catering to your libido ordained fallacies, then by all means, this baby would sell.
Periodicals were originally invented with the intent of spreading useful politcal and societal information to the public on a regualr basis so that the reader’s could be ‘up’ on things. It would indeed be a sad statute if this is really what people of America (Or any country, for that matter) are supposed to be ‘up’ on.
Now I realize that magazines such as this already exist, but why do you need another one? Because the name “Cosmopolitan” lets you retain a bit of decency whilst reading androgenous smut? I would vote no, sorry fella’s!
October 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
wack!!!!!!!!
October 24th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Seriously….. If you are people are this uptight in the first place, why even come looking for any type of humor. Are you just looking for something to be offended about?
November 1st, 2007 at 9:42 am
Mmhmm shut the f*ck up it’s a joke
you read way to much into it
November 1st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
it’s a joke but a hurtful one… would you ever say those things to your girlfriend? we don’t fun of guy’s in the mag!!! As for the losing weight thing… it’s stupid alot of girl love going down on guys like me, and n’ 44DD umm dude the number is the size of the chest not the boobs!!!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
thats just an excuse to put porn on the internet wtf
November 13th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
AYE ya’all, its ah joke website, some ppl take things to seriously, and some of you stop typin a diatribe to make ppl think youre smarter then everyone, yes there are outrageous things here, and if u dont have 44DD’s well tough, some guys dig it some dont, personally, my gf was perfect from the first time i saw her and wen she drew attention to her breasts then i realised they were early B’s then they grew to late C’s, i love her no more no less because of this, it is cosmetic, i listen and i dont drink.
November 17th, 2007 at 12:38 am
Mmhmm you are annoying. Shut up.
November 18th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
haha 44DD.. They want big everything! It actually makes sence for the guys to put such a number because it shows how ignorant men are, and I wouldn’t be suprised if the magazine really was written like this.
December 28th, 2007 at 11:35 am
I will grow mine’s if you grow your’s first. Deal or no deal? lmao… I wonder what a womans version of a mens magazine would look like?
January 5th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
It’s funny how all the women are saying it’s the stupidist thing they’ve ever seen and how it’s sexist, and all the guys are saying it’s funny.
Oh and by the way it’s not really sexist, because if there were guys who disagreed with the articles…chances are they’re a little “limp wristed”
April 24th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
not offended but it wasnt that funny. :/
June 27th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I can not believe what I am reading. Sure I think the fat jokes and the morning hummer joke is a bit offensive, but if you have ever watched Family Guy offensive stuff it gut bustingly funny. I am a guy and I have flipped through a Cosmo once or twice and the photos and the subjects in a cosmo are way racer than anything you will find in maxim or fhm and all you women out there know it. I never understood why that is. I think it is because women (although more politicaly correct about it) are harsher with each other than men ever were. every issue I see in the supermarket before I check out has 100 sex secrets to keep your man happy. You only need to know one secret have sex with your man whenever he wants and he will be perfectly happy and you can break down the percent of his happyness from there. Oh and by the way after a long hard day why not bring your man his favorite drink. He would and probably has done the same for you(and if not get a better man)