Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not [...]
If Men Wrote Advice Columns
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If Men Wrote Advice Columns was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 at 3:30 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes.
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im a woman but i think they r genius,e best i’ve read
*Sigh* Not all men want sex hell i’m an asexual -_-
ah… an aesexual organism is an organism that breeds with itself like a tree or bacteria.
Funny
not all men want sex……but most do!! Thank god men don’t write advice columns bc i’d have to hit sumbody!!!!!
thats stupid..who every wrote this is stupid…women arent slaves duche bag
you’re asexual? What a dope…that means you don’t have sex to reproduce. Or maybe you do and I’m’ the dope. Then wouldn’t I just look so silly. Btw…this is 2 jokes where “WolfChild” looks like a dope. Someone make a joke section about him.
Blah it is a joke get over yourself, no one said that you were a slave.
lol, that is pretty funny
lol always ending in a blow job and a nice cooked meal
hilarious
lol! It’s pretty funny! Yeah most men do want sex, but thank god sometimes they don’t want it! 2 bad it can’t be on the same day we don’t want it!
THIS JUSTS MAKES ME MAD. AND WHY THE F*** IS EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF WOLF CHILD ITS NOT HIS FRIGGIN FAULT HES AN ASEXUAL.
Number one:
Asexual has taken on a new term, meaning “unwanting of sex in general.”
Originaly, however, asexual is actually defined as being able to reproduce on one’s own.
Whoever changed the meaning is an idiot.
Now then, I’d just like to say…
…I’m very glad I don’t have to deal with my boyfriend having any of these issues. ^_^
He’s a great lover, and I’m not the best cook.
what wolfchild means is he jacks himslef off (i think)
What Wolfchild means to say is that he was born with both sexual organs, meaning that he can reproduce with himself, although still with the need to have sex. The medical term to what he is afflicted with is called a hermaphrodite, although most are born with only one set of reproductive organs, either testicles or ovaries. If wolfchild has been born with both, and a vagina and a penis, he/she is a spectacle indeed.
don’t you make fun at wolfie he his okey the way he is!
Not so funny
wolfchild is awesome, he is a monk! if he ever need a kid he just stared at a woman and the woman is pregnant! and dont u dare stare at me wolf, i’m not gay!
oral and a nice meal!
sounds like a nice night!
what if black people can’t afford it?
lol,what an ass
why dont you go marry wolf child, d?
Im sorry but I was having trouble breathing with how stupidly funny they are..
It does say “unforgettably stupid humour” clearly at the top of the page… I can laugh at stupid male jokes taking the piss out of us, so if you cant laugh n take offence to this then I think you should start reading the back of cerial box’s or some shit..