I Once Knew A Blonde


What do you get when you mix a blonde joke with a yo momma joke? Well, as long as you’re not blonde or a momma you get, dun dun dun, I Once Knew A Blonde…

  • She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  • She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
  • She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
  • She studied for a blood test.
  • When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.
  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • She tried to drown a fish.
  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
  • When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • She called me to get my phone number.
  • She tripped over a cordless phone.
  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.

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11 Responses to “I Once Knew A Blonde”

  1. werre Says:

    these jokes suck like crap

  2. Amber Says:

    those are kind of cute. lol :P

  3. Christi Says:

    these jokes r hillarious. lol!

  4. Lola Says:

    haha so funny. i think (werre)^^^ is blond

  5. ╫╫♀££∩§§X7▬♂ Says:

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  6. Estella Says:

    this joke was SUPER funny!!!! i really like the jokes!!!
    omg if u have others try to send them to me ok?

  7. Rainstar Says:

    interesting. :)

  8. random Blonde Says:

    im a blonde and i got every single one of them… now how funny they were…. well, thats another story!

  9. yari Says:

    dats a gud one hahahahahahahahaha

  10. WalkerOfWorlds Says:

    I just have to say: *Lists are mediocre!*

  11. kerry Says:

    that was actualli funny llf heard sum of them b4 tho lol

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