I Once Knew A Blonde

What do you get when you mix a blonde joke with a yo momma joke? Well, as long as you’re not blonde or a momma you get, dun dun dun, I Once Knew A Blonde…

• She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
• She studied for a blood test.
• When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.
• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• She tried to drown a fish.
• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• She called me to get my phone number.
• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She thought a quarterback was a refund.

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I Once Knew A Blonde was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 at 5:42 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Blonde in a Rowboat,  Blonde Puppies,  Did You Hear About The Blonde?,  Redhead, Brunette and Blonde At A Firing Squad,  Overweight Blonde.