I Once Knew A Blonde

What do you get when you mix a blonde joke with a yo momma joke? Well, as long as you’re not blonde or a momma you get, dun dun dun, I Once Knew A Blonde…

  • She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  • She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
  • She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
  • She studied for a blood test.
  • When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.
  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • She tried to drown a fish.
  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
  • When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • She called me to get my phone number.
  • She tripped over a cordless phone.
  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.

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