I Need A “Seven Hundred Ten” Please
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.
We all looked at each other, confused, and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine? I lost it and need a new one…” She said that she didn’t know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there and looked important.
Confused, the mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. Still didn’t get it. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Yes of course, its right there.”
If you’re not sure what a 710 is, click here.
What'd You Think?
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August 14th, 2007 at 9:04 am
xD
August 14th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
omg…
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
i dont get it wat is that
August 24th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
it’s upsid-down for oil. der.
August 29th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
that was pretty good
August 31st, 2007 at 6:07 pm
LOLOL WTF D:
September 1st, 2007 at 6:16 pm
i’m not 18 that sucks
September 11th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
dude this was hilarious! =]] lol
September 16th, 2007 at 9:34 am
lol i get it
September 18th, 2007 at 4:38 am
Hello
Very interesting information! Thanks!
Bye
September 25th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
i love this one! gosh, monkeys are the cutest thing ever
September 25th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
hahhahahahhaha!
September 29th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
if its not 710 what is it?
October 1st, 2007 at 10:40 am
haha! That’s pretty funny! I could totally see where she got that from! it took me a minute to get it! Hey give me a break! I’m blonde too!
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Hehehehe. Very funny, will be sure to pass it along
October 5th, 2007 at 7:57 am
THAT WAS THE BEST BLONDE JOKES YET ON THIS SITE!
if people are going to post stuff it should be good not all this boring crap exept for this 1.
October 5th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
huh? i dont get it
October 9th, 2007 at 8:34 am
i get its an upside down oil but i dont get where it comes off of the engine?
October 18th, 2007 at 10:44 am
LOL! oil uppside down… lol.
November 1st, 2007 at 6:31 pm
hahaha, that’s hilarious.
i didn’t get it at first [i’m blonde]
but yeah, that’s funny.
November 8th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
dube. i totally knew what she was talking
about im blonbe so i see how she got that!!!!!!!
It was very funny.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
bahahahha not funny
November 16th, 2007 at 4:20 am
im definately blonde had to ‘click here’ to figure it out and could only put my head in my hands and say OMG - brilliant!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
very funny