I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn’t matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said:
“Yep, that’s right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he doesn’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with ” Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.” The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.” Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.”
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(123 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5)
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January 27th, 2008 at 6:36 am
that was f*^!ing classic
nice 1
January 29th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Absolutely the most hilarious thing I’ve read in WEEKS!!
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 am
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February 8th, 2008 at 6:38 am
foreign affairs.i don’t know,i neva had one.haha
February 9th, 2008 at 6:23 am
It sounds a lot like the stylings of the comedian ‘Chris Rock’.
February 19th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
that waz so fu*kin sick
get a life dude
February 25th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
could be David Chapelle. Hilarious .
February 25th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.”
That line made it all worth it
February 28th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
this is martin lawerance “runtelldat”
February 29th, 2008 at 10:04 am
That’s some sick s**t rite there man! Hillarious, the best of all the honors he’ll ever get
March 8th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Man that was great !!! I’m still laughing
March 17th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Is the black comedian your talking about Russel Peters.. cuz hes friken hilarious!!
March 17th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Is the black comedian your talking about at the begining Russle Peters.. cuz he’s friken hilarious!
March 17th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
oops.. only ment to post that once..
March 27th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
haha that is priceless! OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
April 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
yep emily is right that’s prolly chris rock speaking