I Miss Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton - Slick Will Wonker

It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said:

“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 – He played the sax. Number 2 – He smoked weed. Number 3 – He had his way with ugly white women Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he doesn’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with ” Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.” The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.” Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.”


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