I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said:
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
What'd You Think?
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that was f*^!ing classic
nice 1
Absolutely the most hilarious thing I’ve read in WEEKS!!
one of the most rocking joke i ever heard.
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foreign affairs.i don’t know,i neva had one.haha
It sounds a lot like the stylings of the comedian ‘Chris Rock’.
that waz so fu*kin sick
get a life dude
could be David Chapelle. Hilarious .
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.”
That line made it all worth it
this is martin lawerance “runtelldat”
That’s some sick s**t rite there man! Hillarious, the best of all the honors he’ll ever get
Man that was great !!! I’m still laughing
Is the black comedian your talking about Russel Peters.. cuz hes friken hilarious!!
Is the black comedian your talking about at the begining Russle Peters.. cuz he’s friken hilarious!
oops.. only ment to post that once..
haha that is priceless! OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
yep emily is right that’s prolly chris rock speaking
McCain for President!!!!!!!!!!
Russel Peters isnt black..
This joke was lame….. And McCain lost Tyler!!!!!! He was too old.
Speaking of Bill Clinton:
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
I totally agree with Joe