I Love Older Women
To set this up, I’ve been married for nearly 25 years. The other day I took a look at my wife said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV… but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde every night.”
“Now, we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV… but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
Now my wife is a very reasonable woman . She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be “living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”
Aren’t older women grand? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!
What'd You Think?
(53 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)
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September 20th, 2007 at 9:21 am
I love older girls too but…They are much more clever than the younger ones
September 20th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
i’d rather keep with my own age
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm
I’d rather not even go there
October 10th, 2007 at 10:06 am
i like blonds because i am one and the same stuff happens to me!!!!!!
October 17th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
I love Redheads!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:51 pm
did you notice that the joke is saying the blonde wife is smart????? thats a twist usually people joke that their dumb…. anyways that why im glad to be a redhead so i don’t have to put up with jokes like those!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
it is jesus not allah this goes to allah_is_God
November 12th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
this isn’t a blonde joke and it’s not that funny
November 13th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I think both of you should hit the gym together, like that you will bond and get in shape !
then proabably hit the sack together lol
July 20th, 2008 at 12:23 am
The wife’s hair color must have evolved into brown by age 50.
BTW, Not a funny joke.