I Like The Way You Think
Little Johnny's teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, "I have something behind my back. It's red in color and round. It's soft, but it's hard."
Johnny raised his hand and said, "I know, it's a red rubber ball." The teacher said, "No Johnny, it's an apple, but I like the way that you think."
The teacher grabbed another object and put it behind her back. "I have something behind my back. It's orange in color and round. It's soft, but it's hard," said Johnny's teacher.
Johnny raised his hand again and said, "Teacher teacher, I know, it's an orange rubber ball." The teacher looked at Johnny and said, "No Johnny, it's an orange, but I like the way that you think."
Johnny was now getting the hang of it so he asked the teacher if he could try one. Johnny grabbed an object and put it behind his back and said, "I have something behind my back. It's pink in color and it's loooong. It's soft, but it's haaaard."
The teacher, getting upset, yelled at Johnny, "Now Johnny, I'm going to have to tell the principal about this perverted behavior." Johnny stopped her and said, "But, teacher, all I have is my pink eraser - but I like the way you think!"
What'd You Think?
(145 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
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what ! this is funny but wrong
i thought it was funny wrong but funny
this isn’t even funny
that one was good to
Dude, that’s not even funny
It was funny LOL.
it wasnt a joke
Nice! What a perverted teacher lol.
that joke was hella funny!!!
that was funny! johny=genius!
That wasn’t as good as the others.
It was pretty stupid, but whatever, your call.
Thats a naughty teacher with a dirty mind,not good to be teaching kids
ha ur all funny ha ha not
Lol…….. She called HIM perverted!
ive heard a better one it goes teachers playin a guessin game says she has aplle orange etc, then it gets to the boy and he says ive got something thats long and thin and has a red tip. the teacher says johnny i hop you’re not talking about a penis! the boy says no, miss i was talking about a match but i like the way you think!!
i thought it was funny
i Dont care what they say it was funny
hehe omg
it funny
that’s REALLY funny!
really funny lol
:P:D:D:) its only funny if you get it 
Hey i cant seem to swear..pitty aint it..
lol pretty funny
I heard a completely different version.
The math teacher asked the class “If ten birds were sitting on the fence and a hunter shoots down a bird, how many are left?” Little Johnny blurts out “None! All birds got scared and flew away!” Then the teacher said “No… ten minus one is nine. But I like the way you think.”
Not taking this answer well… Johnny decided to ask the teacher a question.
“There are three ladies sitting on the park bench. Each eating a ice cream cone. First lady was licking it from side to side, second was licking it from bottom to top, and third was gobling it down from the top. Which one of these ladies is married?” Teacher blushing a bit and says “…the one gobling it from the top”
Johnny says “No. The one with the ring. But I like the way you think.”
Gemma says:
October 10, 2007 at 7:36 am
Thats a naughty teacher with a dirty mind,not good to be teaching kids
i agree
this is funny, lol
oh you lot need to realise its a joke like, get a grip stop being so grumpy sure you have said worse jokes to someone, that is the idea of a joke they take the p@@s out of things
ok … so someone tell me what did the teacher think little johnny grabbed and put behind his back? is it detachable ? everyone who thought this joke was funny is an idiot.
omG…F*ckin’ hillarious man, couldnt stop laughting, i made my bors read this joke, and may i say killin’ them-self laughting…so i guess that make ues idiots…
haha that was a good one X)