I Like The Way You Think
Little Johnny’s teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, “I have something behind my back. It’s red in color and round. It’s soft, but it’s hard.”
Johnny raised his hand and said, “I know, it’s a red rubber ball.” The teacher said, “No Johnny, it’s an apple, but I like the way that you think.”
The teacher grabbed another object and put it behind her back. “I have something behind my back. It’s orange in color and round. It’s soft, but it’s hard,” said Johnny’s teacher.
Johnny raised his hand again and said, “Teacher teacher, I know, it’s an orange rubber ball.” The teacher looked at Johnny and said, “No Johnny, it’s an orange, but I like the way that you think.”
Johnny was now getting the hang of it so he asked the teacher if he could try one. Johnny grabbed an object and put it behind his back and said, “I have something behind my back. It’s pink in color and it’s loooong. It’s soft, but it’s haaaard.”
The teacher, getting upset, yelled at Johnny, “Now Johnny, I’m going to have to tell the principal about this perverted behavior.” Johnny stopped her and said, “But, teacher, all I have is my pink eraser - but I like the way you think!”
What'd You Think?
(59 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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July 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
what ! this is funny but wrong
August 1st, 2007 at 10:36 pm
i thought it was funny wrong but funny
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
this isn’t even funny
August 7th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
that one was good to
August 8th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Dude, that’s not even funny
September 3rd, 2007 at 9:50 am
It was funny LOL.
September 12th, 2007 at 12:49 am
it wasnt a joke
September 13th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Nice! What a perverted teacher lol.
September 17th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
that joke was hella funny!!!
September 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
that was funny! johny=genius!
October 9th, 2007 at 11:11 am
That wasn’t as good as the others.
It was pretty stupid, but whatever, your call.
October 10th, 2007 at 7:36 am
Thats a naughty teacher with a dirty mind,not good to be teaching kids
October 14th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
ha ur all funny ha ha not
October 20th, 2007 at 1:17 am
Lol…….. She called HIM perverted!
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:38 am
ive heard a better one it goes teachers playin a guessin game says she has aplle orange etc, then it gets to the boy and he says ive got something thats long and thin and has a red tip. the teacher says johnny i hop you’re not talking about a penis! the boy says no, miss i was talking about a match but i like the way you think!!
October 27th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
i thought it was funny
October 29th, 2007 at 11:32 am
i Dont care what they say it was funny
November 19th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
hehe omg
December 30th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
it funny
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
that’s REALLY funny!