I Know The Answer, Sir!


While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

Bush nods: “Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

Bush poses the question: “Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?”

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

“Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course.”

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!”

And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, you dumb shit, it’s Tony Blair!”

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23 Responses to “I Know The Answer, Sir!”

  1. Tony Says:

    hahhahhaa good one

  2. Adam Says:

    that was a terrible joke i didnt even chuckle or think it was funny…

  3. JamessheA Says:

    eh, it got a smile from me, but not a laugh. it isnt THAT funny IMHO(in my humble opinion)

  4. kbp Says:

    omg it’s so funny hahahahahahahhhhaha

  5. anjali Says:

    it’s awesome.i could not suppress a grin.

  6. Himali Says:

    Coolest humour

  7. Rojik Says:

    It would have been funnier if is wasn’t so true!

  8. swathi Says:

    oh!i knew the answer. i thought George Bush knew the correct answer.what a joke.ha ha ha ha

  9. Allison Says:

    wasnt that bad

  10. i'm so cool Says:

    nothing i can do srry

  11. i'm so cool Says:

    usewisdom.com/fun/insults.html

  12. i'm so cool Says:

    never mind sucess!!!

  13. i'm so cool Says:

    i thought that joke sucked
    just like obama and hillaryl ol

  14. i'm so cool Says:

    lol*

  15. i'm so cool Says:

    senate republican colin powell obama hillary

  16. i'm so cool Says:

    waht’s up wit dis
    it’ll underline obama in one then not the next one wtf

  17. P. Edwin Tisdell Says:

    This joke very funny and it make me laugh

  18. Jourge Bush Says:

    i dont like it when people make fun of me so stop it… =(
    i jourge bush am smart….
    serously guys this joke suked donkey balls

  19. afraz Says:

    its was veryyyy funny

  20. afraz Says:

    hi shahnaz

  21. awesome man Says:

    if you thought that was funny then you’re just a democrat
    lol
    democrats are so stupid
    it’s like they got penis shoved so far up their ass that it affected their brain

  22. Renny Says:

    At least have smiled today i was so dull

  23. No name required Says:

    This is more of factual story than a joke
    (hahahahahahaha)

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