I Just Want You To Hold Me…

I haven't quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting [...]

I Just Want You To Hold Me…

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I Just Want You To Hold Me… was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 at 4:16 pmin Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Knock Knock #21, Anything For Love, Pleasing A Women, How To Impress A Woman, Sexy Panties.

31 Comments to “I Just Want You To Hold Me…”

• queen says:

  December 5, 2007 at 7:17 pm

  ha ha ha! wat a luzer!
• Annabelle says:

  December 6, 2007 at 4:03 pm

  I just want YOU to hold me tight in your arms and screw me like theres no tomorrow
• nor says:

  December 6, 2007 at 8:04 pm

  haha nice one!
• brianna says:

  December 7, 2007 at 10:08 am

  now that was hilarious. the girl is such a moron!
• erica michelle says:

  December 13, 2007 at 11:24 am

  Yeah i’d want to be held…….really close and really tight! She’s just stupid!
• Nancy says:

  February 19, 2008 at 3:22 pm

  WOW!! That wasnt worth it. Tht was real stupid…..Smh…
• Carrie says:

  February 25, 2008 at 4:38 pm

  this was freaking hilarious….guy was an asshole but she deserved it.
• jbuoy says:

  March 1, 2008 at 6:52 pm

  dat serves her right, dnt worry u wuld defntyl get wat u want frm her tonite.
• ummm says:

  March 22, 2008 at 1:41 am

  haha serves her right
• Swamp says:

  March 26, 2008 at 1:46 am

  i loved the joke, Hope I can apply it tomorrow. Because I know what I’m gonna here tonight when were in bed
• bob says:

  March 31, 2008 at 10:59 pm

  lol this one is good
• BABBII says:

  April 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm

  this was a gud one lol
• snowowl says:

  April 22, 2008 at 7:41 am

  beeeaauutiful…!!!!!
• katie says:

  May 3, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  lol un-predictabley smart :):)
• yari says:

  May 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm

  i love it dat was gud
• Jean says:

  June 2, 2008 at 8:29 am

  i liked the ending
  =D
• PurpleX says:

  June 3, 2008 at 11:27 am

  LOL!!!!
• mr.getalot says:

  June 9, 2008 at 1:35 pm

  im comment 18 yay
• me and you says:

  July 16, 2008 at 4:00 am

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• NinjaTweak says:

  January 15, 2009 at 11:44 am

  Pretty good. I’ve heard this one before
• JT says:

  July 15, 2009 at 7:57 pm

  now that was funny!
• sam says:

  August 17, 2009 at 10:27 am

  dude!!!!!!…tht was gud
  women need to understand men too…its not just abt them…
  guys, isnt tht true??
• Tyler says:

  August 19, 2009 at 7:53 pm

  Oh, that guy’s good.
• crazyeez says:

  August 21, 2009 at 7:27 am

  hahahah lol thats funny
• demi says:

  September 11, 2009 at 7:47 am

  haha thats well funny
• slick silvers says:

  September 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm

  phew boy you dig up
• lee says:

  September 12, 2009 at 5:54 pm

  that was absolute wnk!!
• lee says:

  September 12, 2009 at 5:56 pm

  must be a yank joke coz it aint funny! not the greatest country for humour…nor anything else!!
• lovedale says:

  September 13, 2009 at 5:59 am

  I so gonna use that. lets hope bf has not read or heard of this joke
• vanessa says:

  November 4, 2009 at 9:43 am

  lol.. thats funny..
• FIRE says:

  November 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm

  LOL IT SUCKED MY BAWLZ X20