Hungry Cannibals

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died. Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, "Check this out! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle!" So the two cannibals start eating. After about 15 minutes one of [...]

Hungry Cannibals

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Hungry Cannibals was written by F&J Staff on Monday, March 24th, 2008 at 5:03 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Three Boys , What’s On The Menu? , Dead Presidents , Wild Alabama Party , Some Pretty Funny Short Jokes .

32 Comments to “Hungry Cannibals”

• sina says:

  March 28, 2008 at 9:15 am

  this was retarded
• sina says:

  March 28, 2008 at 9:15 am

  i could tell so much better jokes then this place
• b.b.blah says:

  March 30, 2008 at 6:03 am

  well they are canniballs!!!
• fun loving says:

  March 30, 2008 at 9:43 pm

  huh that wasn’t that funny
• kali says:

  April 1, 2008 at 2:38 am

  daft
• hizzle says:

  April 1, 2008 at 4:02 pm

  Thats the funniest thing I ever heard. Booyah bone diddlies
• Amanda says:

  April 1, 2008 at 7:51 pm

  i thought that was a seriously stupid joke!
• Elizabeth says:

  April 4, 2008 at 8:27 pm

  Umm ……… wheres the JOKE PART!???
• Brian says:

  April 11, 2008 at 12:04 pm

  *cries*
• Jack Meoff says:

  April 15, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  this joke is really gay and i mean GAY
• Datderkid says:

  April 21, 2008 at 9:18 pm

  that joke sucked “balls”
• will says:

  April 22, 2008 at 12:10 pm

  elizabeth is right and this “joke” sucked, how stupid
• Kate says:

  May 2, 2008 at 5:46 pm

  i get it but it was not funny
• sarah w. says:

  May 5, 2008 at 1:41 pm

  oooooooohoo, that’s pretty good. lot to eat in 15 minutes, though. chuck norris could do it i bet.
• xx_bree_xx says:

  May 10, 2008 at 9:31 pm

  YUMMY
• spunkarella says:

  May 19, 2008 at 7:51 pm

  too true this joke sucked it wasn’t even dirty…. thats wat section its in
• Alexander says:

  May 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm

  and then what? oh we are supposed to laugh…. um ha ummm ha ha i guess
• *_*//A\\*_* says:

  May 27, 2008 at 1:12 pm

  LMFAO!! its hilarious! omg! am having a ball? haha thats so efin funny!! haha NOT!!
• brodie says:

  June 11, 2008 at 7:23 pm

  was 0k i guess
• brodie says:

  June 11, 2008 at 7:24 pm

  not bad i have herd better
• Anonymous says:

  June 15, 2008 at 1:47 am

  I dont get it.
• me says:

  June 16, 2008 at 9:11 pm

  i ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY……LOL iM HAVING A “BALL” THatS sO gAy
• Makhosi says:

  July 2, 2008 at 6:09 am

  This is not a joke as it is not funny at all….
• afi says:

  August 28, 2008 at 12:28 am

  People people.If you think you have much better ones why not share it instead of giving harsh comments.
• 19RAD says:

  November 18, 2008 at 11:35 am

  lmao, i’ve read this before, but now i actually get it ! xP
• me me says:

  January 7, 2009 at 6:08 pm

  so weaz the joke?
• Joe says:

  January 12, 2009 at 10:15 am

  afi this joke was soo lame and i noticed you didn’t comment it. Did you think it was good? People could put whatever comment they like… And believe me, if i knew how to post a joke on here, i would cuz it would not be as dumb as this one…
• tHe mAriNe! says:

  January 24, 2009 at 1:41 am

  lol* come on people turn on the humor switch this joke is funny!
• sammy9090 says:

  February 28, 2009 at 12:48 am

  Joe says:
  January 12, 2009 at 10:15 am

  afi this joke was soo lame and i noticed you didn’t comment it. Did you think it was good? People could put whatever comment they like… And believe me, if i knew how to post a joke on here, i would cuz it would not be as dumb as this one…

  It probably… WOULD DEFINANTLY
• moe says:

  April 1, 2009 at 9:20 am

  Freaking dumb
• Balls says:

  April 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm

  Pwhahahahahhahahaha
• Jerry says:

  May 3, 2009 at 5:36 pm

  Lol i don’t get it…