Hungry Cannibals


Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died. Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, “Check this out! You start at the feet and I’ll start at the head and we’ll meet in the middle!”

So the two cannibals start eating. After about 15 minutes one of them stops eating, looks up, and says, “I don’t know about you, but this is great! How you doing?”

The other cannibal answers, “This is great! I’m havin’ a ball!”
The first cannibal replies “Hey, no fair! You’re eating too fast!”

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Hungry Cannibals was written by F&J Staff on Monday, March 24th, 2008 at 5:03 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Male / Female Translator,  What’s On The Menu?,  Bush Hater? Get A Free Cupcake!,  Bumper Stickers 166-180,  Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk.


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12 Responses to “Hungry Cannibals”

  1. sina Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    this was retarded

  2. sina Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    i could tell so much better jokes then this place

  3. b.b.blah Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 6:03 am

    well they are canniballs!!!

  4. fun loving Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    huh that wasn’t that funny

  5. kali Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 2:38 am

    daft

  6. hizzle Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Thats the funniest thing I ever heard. Booyah bone diddlies

  7. Amanda Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    i thought that was a seriously stupid joke!

  8. Elizabeth Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Umm ……… wheres the JOKE PART!???

  9. Brian Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    *cries*

  10. Jack Meoff Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    this joke is really gay and i mean GAY

  11. Datderkid Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    that joke sucked “balls”

  12. will Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    elizabeth is right and this “joke” sucked, how stupid

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