Hungry Cannibals
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died. Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, “Check this out! You start at the feet and I’ll start at the head and we’ll meet in the middle!”
So the two cannibals start eating. After about 15 minutes one of them stops eating, looks up, and says, “I don’t know about you, but this is great! How you doing?”
The other cannibal answers, “This is great! I’m havin’ a ball!”
The first cannibal replies “Hey, no fair! You’re eating too fast!”
What'd You Think?
(302 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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this was retarded
i could tell so much better jokes then this place
well they are canniballs!!!
huh that wasn’t that funny
daft
Thats the funniest thing I ever heard. Booyah bone diddlies
i thought that was a seriously stupid joke!
Umm ……… wheres the JOKE PART!???
*cries*
this joke is really gay and i mean GAY
that joke sucked “balls”
elizabeth is right and this “joke” sucked, how stupid
i get it but it was not funny
oooooooohoo, that’s pretty good. lot to eat in 15 minutes, though. chuck norris could do it i bet.
YUMMY
too true this joke sucked it wasn’t even dirty…. thats wat section its in
and then what? oh we are supposed to laugh…. um ha ummm ha ha i guess
LMFAO!! its hilarious! omg! am having a ball? haha thats so efin funny!! haha NOT!!
was 0k i guess
not bad i have herd better
I dont get it.
i ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY……LOL iM HAVING A “BALL” THatS sO gAy
This is not a joke as it is not funny at all….
People people.If you think you have much better ones why not share it instead of giving harsh comments.
lmao, i’ve read this before, but now i actually get it ! xP
so weaz the joke?
afi this joke was soo lame and i noticed you didn’t comment it. Did you think it was good? People could put whatever comment they like… And believe me, if i knew how to post a joke on here, i would cuz it would not be as dumb as this one…
lol* come on people turn on the humor switch this joke is funny!
Joe says:
January 12, 2009 at 10:15 am
afi this joke was soo lame and i noticed you didn’t comment it. Did you think it was good? People could put whatever comment they like… And believe me, if i knew how to post a joke on here, i would cuz it would not be as dumb as this one…
It probably… WOULD DEFINANTLY
Freaking dumb
Pwhahahahahhahahaha
Lol i don’t get it…