Hung Like A Horse (Moral)

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's [...]

Hung Like A Horse (Moral)

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Hung Like A Horse (Moral) was written by F&J Staff on Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 3:59 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , The Nonconformist Bird (Moral) , My Horse Tastes Just Like Raisins , Hung Like a Spud , Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm , Blonde The Builder .

16 Comments to “Hung Like A Horse (Moral)”

• Jeremy says:

  September 7, 2007 at 7:50 pm

  Kinda stupid
• CrazyCon says:

  September 10, 2007 at 11:03 am

  Well, that’s cool. What about being “Hung Like A Mouse?” Can THAT do the trick.
• Pinkey says:

  September 10, 2007 at 11:35 pm

  Joke was kinda stupid
• nortychik says:

  September 11, 2007 at 8:12 pm

  that is soo funny i have to print it
• carl says:

  September 13, 2007 at 12:50 am

  My grandfather owned a farn in N.C. I once got a HJ after falling into a mud-pit while my girlfriend was eating a piece of chicken…does this count?
• alicia says:

  September 13, 2007 at 11:54 am

  that was dumb
• Nicole says:

  September 15, 2007 at 1:48 pm

  ok that was so stupid
• nate says:

  September 19, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  i wouldn’t have got it if it wasn’t for the moral.
  it was ok
• nhlanhla says:

  October 6, 2007 at 10:50 am

  funny
• sethgrey says:

  October 14, 2007 at 5:07 am

  that was stupid
• smiley says:

  May 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm

  meh.
• ANT says:

  June 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm

  VERY GOOD
• Ralph* says:

  January 27, 2009 at 10:14 am

  Not funny. How can a chicken drive? And the chicken was a boy!!! Pick up chicks huh?
• moe says:

  April 2, 2009 at 2:57 am

  lmao
• ewqe says:

  November 18, 2009 at 10:02 am

  wow im surprised no one complained that chickens can’t drive cars.
• ewqe says:

  November 18, 2009 at 10:03 am

  NEVER MIND I JUST LOOKED UP 2 comments. Thx ralph.