Hung Like A Horse (Moral)


There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer’s Mercedes and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he’d pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

Moral of the story: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

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Hung Like A Horse (Moral) was written by F&J Staff on Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 3:59 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Three Racehorses,  Chinese Sick Day,  Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm,  Nice Bycicle,  Mounted Police.


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12 Responses to “Hung Like A Horse (Moral)”

  1. Jeremy Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 7:50 pm

    Kinda stupid

  2. CrazyCon Says:
    September 10th, 2007 at 11:03 am

    Well, that’s cool. What about being “Hung Like A Mouse?” Can THAT do the trick.

  3. Pinkey Says:
    September 10th, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    Joke was kinda stupid

  4. nortychik Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    that is soo funny i have to print it

  5. carl Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 12:50 am

    My grandfather owned a farn in N.C. I once got a HJ after falling into a mud-pit while my girlfriend was eating a piece of chicken…does this count?

  6. alicia Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 11:54 am

    that was dumb

  7. Nicole Says:
    September 15th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    ok that was so stupid

  8. nate Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    i wouldn’t have got it if it wasn’t for the moral.
    it was ok

  9. nhlanhla Says:
    October 6th, 2007 at 10:50 am

    funny

  10. sethgrey Says:
    October 14th, 2007 at 5:07 am

    that was stupid

  11. smiley Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    meh.

  12. ANT Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    VERY GOOD

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