Hung Like A Horse (Moral)


There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer’s Mercedes and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he’d pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

Moral of the story: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

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12 Responses to “Hung Like A Horse (Moral)”

  1. Jeremy Says:

    Kinda stupid

  2. CrazyCon Says:

    Well, that’s cool. What about being “Hung Like A Mouse?” Can THAT do the trick.

  3. Pinkey Says:

    Joke was kinda stupid

  4. nortychik Says:

    that is soo funny i have to print it

  5. carl Says:

    My grandfather owned a farn in N.C. I once got a HJ after falling into a mud-pit while my girlfriend was eating a piece of chicken…does this count?

  6. alicia Says:

    that was dumb

  7. Nicole Says:

    ok that was so stupid

  8. nate Says:

    i wouldn’t have got it if it wasn’t for the moral.
    it was ok

  9. nhlanhla Says:

    funny

  10. sethgrey Says:

    that was stupid

  11. smiley Says:

    meh.

  12. ANT Says:

    VERY GOOD

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