I can admit it, I'm a bit of a goof when it comes to doing household stuff. I've washed clothes maybe 10 times ever, usually things go ok but sometimes I put in a big white shirt and, for some reason, get back a little pink one. Can't explain it really, and it appears I'm [...]
How To Wash Your Clothes
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How To Wash Your Clothes was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 at 11:36 amin Female Jokes, Pictures.
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This is the lamest most retared thing ever but FUNNY
Cynthia, ur a un-humourised slag. Fook off and get a life. Biatch!
LOL IT WAS FUNNY! LOOLS
OMg Tha t was so funny
that was stupid but funny.
agree with cynthia
no it was not
wooooooooooooooooooooooo
umm ok
hey, the tag tells the truth women need to do what the man says
haha daves funny
wanna get married??
that’s not on
Woah, So it’s a female’s job to wash clothes?
Not funny
lol its funny that men are so stupid that they can’t even do there own laundry
whatever cleaning I do, my LADY seems have to re-do it. So I don’t do anymore.
lmfao
dude, i hate doing laundry!!!!
but it was funny tho!
No, woman have to do it b/c men are challenged in many ways and can’t function on their own =) I enjoy doing these things….it just reminds me of how much smart we are than men.
“it just reminds me of how much SMART we are than men” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh the irony
I Stand corrected, I apologize, how much SMARTER we are =) thanks to the idiot who has to back himself up. Hope you feel better, maybe it made your confidence go up a little?…you need all the help you can get.
Have a nice day
Who needs spell check when you have patrick!!!!
Men are so incomplete in many ways, cant do the most simplest of things without goofin up. but this is kindaoff funny.. i simply wish more of such labels with precise message should be parted. but the beauty is they are better than women in some aspects, like screwing up thins.. well there strikes a balance!!!!
You tricks have boned over perspectives, If Einstein, Newton, Archimedes, Da Vinci, and Hawking are any examples, men are more intelligent. Women are way better at doing it though.
lol thats not just funny its hilarious. Im an old fashoned 20 yr old and I have and will always wash the clothes. They never get messed up and their always done when i need them to be. works out for both me and my boyfriend
LOL that waz hilarious
Men are so incomplete in many ways, cant do the most simplest of things without goofin up. but this is kindaoff funny.. i simply wish more of such labels with precise message should be parted. but the beauty is they are better than women in some aspects, like screwing up thins.. well there strikes a balance!!!!
~bhavana
Haha, she can’t even spell or use proper grammer. Sweet.
you know what, Mindhacker, it’s that maybe all those great MEN were in a society were women weren’t allowed to do anything because of all the jerks who governed…
anyways, here are a few great scientists that you forgot to mention in your list:
Marie Curie, Hypatia of Alexandria (one of the first woman mathematician), Jane Goodall, Marie Lavoisier (if you’ve never heard of Antoine Lavoisier, then you’d better google him, because she was his wife and helped him a lot in his chemistry experiments.),
often these great women were overshadowed by men, or didn’t have equal opportunities to do stuff because of jerks who said that womens’ place in society was in a home, taking care of kids and washing clothes.
the most famous dictators of the 20th century are: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Kim-Jong Il, and Mao, all of which are MEN.
i dont consider myself sexist, i just hate being downtrodden and having false arguments being used like the only great scientists were men.
in my family, both the males and females contribute to housework, including laundry, because it’s honestly not that hard, and everybody’s responsibility, men and women alike
@Smiley,
While your evidence presenting women scientists is a valid counter reply to the list of men scientists, showing women can indeed be equally recognized for their intelligence, additionally listing men dictators completely waters your argument.
That men have been dictators has no effect whatsoever on how intelligent men (or women) can be. Einstein is no less a brilliant mind because Hitler was a dictator. Or Marie Curie for that matter. To imply such underscores emotional retaliation which taints any unbiased position you might have had.
An even better counter would have been to list great women scientists without needing to parenthesize who they were, because doing so implies they weren’t as great since they possibly weren’t immediately recognizable.
I’d recommend reading about Deductive Reasoning and perhaps reading some of the great logicians (Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, etc) to understand how to make an effective argument. Otherwise you come across as just ranting.
@Leslie
Perhaps men dictators don’t have any effect on intelligence whatsoever, but I added that part in to emphasize my point on patriarchal societies. These dictators were all men because women had no right to vote, or take place in any other political things for that matter. Maybe women would have become dictators in an equal society. But there’s no point in going on about maybe’s and what-if’s.
Oh, and by the way, thanks for your advice, but I really don’t need it. Aren’t you the one who’s ranting about how do write an effective argument on a joke site? Because in life everybody really needs to be able argue effectively on a joke site, don’t they? Thought so too.
And while we’re recommending reading material to one another, here’s one for you:
The Female Brain, by Louann Brizendine. Enjoy!
@Smiley,
Based on the number of comments you’ve made on this thread, you seem to take this “Joke site” a little more seriously than I do. Pot calling the kettle black? (that was an example of deductive reasoning – try it!
).
Too bad you don’t think you need my advice. I gave very good reasons why you might, and you’ve yet to refute those. Patriarchal societies still have nothing to do with your original argument, yet you added that comment underscoring your emotional response which still waters your argument. So, go ahead and change the issue based on how you feel instead of addressing the issue at hand. But that’s ok, that’s what women do according to Louann Brizendine – I’ve already read the book
So, to that end, I know you’ll respond yet again to this “Joke site”, just to have the last word even if it is irrelevant to your initial argument, because that’s what women do. I however, have the self control and lack of interest to continue debating with someone that doesn’t understand logic. Emotional rants last forever.
(and really do try to read those logicians – it _is_ actually very interesting stuff)
Smiley and Leslie, both of you should be in some other site, having this discussion. This is a joke site! lighten up! Why???