How To Impress A Woman
Let's face it. Men don't know anything about women. We sometimes claim to, but they're so damn complicated there's no telling what they're thinking or what they want. With the help of a large pool of people (however many would fit in the shallow end), we answer the age old question of how to a [...]
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all true
also if there is only 3 things, why is it so hard 2 please a man
well… if one were to really only need those three things, it REALLY helps if the woman ain’t ugly. nobody likes the “OMG, put a bag over your head! …nevermind, put a bag over MY head!” yeah. if the lady is to show up naked, as it says, she has to be visually appealing. but then, who ever said that those three things were really all there is to it? a personality helps, and personally, i don’t like to watch TV that much.
do i have to BUY the things i get for her. :~)
in another joke, it said that men were sexists here, boy aren’t women hypocrites.
Personality, intelligence, some looks, and warm brownies, all I ask for.
Dissecting humor was like dissecting a frog—you can do it, but when you’re done, both the joke and the frog are dead.
thats kinda sexist but still funny
its not that bad though 
Wow, all I want is a guy to have a beer ready for me as soon as I get home from work
Lauren are you male?
why does she have to be a male cuz she like beer? i like beer too ….are yu gona ask me if im a male ?
Lauren ur my kinda gal