How Much Fer Joe?
A Missouri farmer got in his pickup, drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is yer paw home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?"
"No, sir, she ain't here [...]



haha
nice
i dont get it o_O
He charges money for his bull and boar to get cows pregnant, so the kid thinks that that was what the guy was talking about.
That’s disgusting! Ugh