Alright, I know this isn’t a “Funny Joke”, but I had to post it. Really cute. A few exerpts I found where a few kids wrote down what they know about angels. Here were there answers…
When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there’s a tornado. ~ Daniel, 7
My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. ~ Amber, 9
It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, and then there’s still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. ~ Matthew, 9
Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. ~ Mandy, 8
Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter. ~ Sara, 6
My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science. ~ Harry, 7
Angels don’t eat, but they do drink milk from Holy Cows! ~ Jerri, 5
Angels talk all the way while they’re flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. ~ Ronald, 10
Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~ Oliver, 9
I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. ~ Gregory, 5
Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who’s a very good carpenter. ~ Jacob, 6
All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t go for it. ~ Vicki, 8
What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. ~ Sarah, 7
Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don’t make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. ~ Randy, 9
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How Kids Explain Angels was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 at 3:36 pm. It was filed under Other Stuff.
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January 11th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
wow…
March 1st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
THATS COOL HOW KIDS THINK THAT WAY ABOUT ANGELS AND THEIR WAYS OF LIFE.