Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert, Congress said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said,"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department [...]
How Government Works
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How Government Works was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 4:28 pmin Jokes, Political Jokes.
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