How About Some Insults?
Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these…
- You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- You’re few cards short of a full deck. (yea I know that’s old)
- You’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (yea yea, old too)
- You’re about as smart as bait.
- I think the wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. (I like this one)
- I think the cheese slid off his cracker. (WTF?)
- You must have been an experiment in artificial stupidity.
What'd You Think?
(177 votes, average: 2.34 out of 5)
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September 25th, 2007 at 11:19 am
I like the hampster one too heehee
September 25th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
these insults are kinda corny, actually. they’re okay, tho.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:57 am
some of it was funnie. good job =)
September 29th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
i dont actualythink its funny,but on the plus side its better than nothing:(:(:( has any1 got any mprefunny,proper funny jokes that will getme laughing?my emailadress is cheekyboo123@hotmail.com
add me
xxx
September 30th, 2007 at 5:15 am
heres one,
youre so ulgy you can make an onion cry
also
looks like its anouther case of consterpation of the brain and dhyorria (spelt rong) of the mouth
October 1st, 2007 at 8:16 am
these are really bad, Igot some better ones: you know what would make you look good? Distance!
when you get in a liuft, it has to go down!
October 9th, 2007 at 5:36 am
You’re ’bout as dumb as a bag of hammers. (said by George Clooney in “O, Brother, Where art thou?”)
October 13th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
the good ones were the 1s tha the other people made up in comments. my addy is freestyle.speed@hotmail.co.uk (add.me)
October 14th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
real talk MAD CORNY
October 15th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
These were too weird i mean would you actually tell these to one of your enemies while around people.
October 16th, 2007 at 8:13 am
i smell cheese
October 16th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
uhhh yea these are ok but not that funnyy..kinda corny but still insults
~SAM~
October 16th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
HELLO AFGHANISTAN!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
u suck try somthing funny like u smell like hyeena spit you smell like panda lips your hair looks like a dirty mop your 1 reeses peices away from obesse
October 21st, 2007 at 9:22 am
Heres a few……….. Theres more whine comeing out of you than a vineard. He’s not only on a different sheet of music but also in a different concert hall
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 pm
wonder why….. free time really kills but thanks for lightening up my day/night
October 27th, 2007 at 1:17 am
Isn’t it illegal to be that ugly?
October 29th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
its ok to be ugly but your over doing, or wow thats out of sight why can’t you?
Guinness called they want your picture for the ugliest person
November 5th, 2007 at 3:42 am
sooo bad and corny mi sister makes up betta 1’s and she has like no scence if humor lol kk bye ppl x0x
November 7th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
heh heh the artificial stupidity is great.
November 11th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
lol i like them all :D.
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:43 am
they aree pretty funi although it takes me like ages to get jokes lol cauz im so blonde haha add me on msn krissy-is-da-bomb@hotmail.com i love talkin to and meeting new people im a very friendly person hehe
love krissy xx please add me
November 27th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
WOW NEVER THOUGHT ID FIND SO MANY GAY PEOPLE IN ONE SPOT
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:07 am
eh……?
December 8th, 2007 at 10:46 am
i got a reall good one
*ahem*
YOUR SO STUPID YOU GOT LOCKED IN THE PUBLIC TOILETS AND YOU PISSED YOURSELF!!!
XD
December 16th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
yall gay
December 18th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Your Just like the sun but your not very bright
December 18th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Your so cheap you climb under the stall door in a pay restroom
December 18th, 2007 at 9:36 am
If i had a dollar for every good idea you ever had i would owe money.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:37 am
your so dumb you got ran over by a parked car
January 5th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Your village called, they want their idiot back.
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
eoin that is funny. those things were funny as well.
January 26th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Your so dumb u Poured salt water in ya pants 2 keep ya crabs fresh.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:05 am
i dont think anyone would get the chesse one o.0
February 20th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
oh yeah i got it 1.1
March 5th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
yall are all crazy but i like all tha ladies
March 19th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Your so ugly your mum had to tie meat around your neck just to get the dog to play with you
March 25th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
You guys are soo funny.Im laughingso much mystomach hurts
March 29th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
i dont understand the one about the wheel spinning but the hamsters dead…
April 11th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Here is one more: you are such a disgrace to yo mum; whenever she looks at you she thinks: I wish I had used a condom
April 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
i dont get the smart as bait one!!! ??? the comments are funnier than the joke!!