How About Some Insults?
Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don't like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these...
- You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- You're few cards short of a full deck. (yea I know that's old)
- You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (yea yea, old too)
- You're about as smart as bait.
- I think the wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. (I like this one)
- I think the cheese slid off his cracker. (WTF?)
- You must have been an experiment in artificial stupidity.
What'd You Think?
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i will watch your monkey for you
Some village is missing their idiot
why dont u do us all a favour pull your lip over your haed and swollow
ewww whats that ” what” oh nothing it’s just your face
didn’t i dissect you in biology class?
“blah blah blah, yeah well let me tell you how much i care……………………….there i’m done. now you can go cut yourself.”
we all sprang from apes, you just didn’t spring far enough
“Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.”
how you can be that ugly with only one head!
if you had a brain you would be halfway to being stupid!
the last time you got a piece of ass you’re fingers went through the toilet paper