Hot Chocolate and Viagra

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?" The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep." The man [...]

Hot Chocolate and Viagra

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Hot Chocolate and Viagra was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, September 15th, 2007 at 10:31 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Chocolate Chip Cookies For A Special Occassion , Waiting Room , Pour Me A Stiff One , The 10 Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases , Newfangled Diagnosis Machine .

23 Comments to “Hot Chocolate and Viagra”

• giedre says:

  September 15, 2007 at 1:36 pm

  very funny x
• Nicole says:

  September 15, 2007 at 1:45 pm

  aw this is so funny
• nate says:

  September 17, 2007 at 12:07 am

  yup
• aaron says:

  September 17, 2007 at 4:17 pm

  ok
• hottie honey says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:52 am

  this is whack
• SpOiLt BaBe says:

  September 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm

  i don’t get it!
• zar says:

  September 18, 2007 at 11:46 pm

  i blurted with loud laugh!!!! an A+
• les says:

  September 19, 2007 at 3:46 am

  that is funny
• Amberly kay says:

  September 24, 2007 at 9:22 am

  It’s okay but honestly i dont get it! lol
• jamal says:

  September 24, 2007 at 5:23 pm

  k 2 this idiots who dont get this Viagra gives you a boner so
  when he rolls over his boner stops him form falling off
• fatbro says:

  September 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm

  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…
• Yer MOM says:

  October 4, 2007 at 1:55 pm

  YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
• Jamie says:

  October 4, 2007 at 2:46 pm

  sick
• emily says:

  October 7, 2007 at 6:45 am

  how will it stop him fallin off =S
• Billy Clams says:

  October 11, 2007 at 2:19 am

  Hey guys…I tried it….saved my life 2X last night….no more bumps and bruses….lol
• daniel says:

  October 26, 2007 at 8:31 pm

  lol.!!!
  emily haha
• Shane says:

  November 10, 2007 at 7:54 pm

  dat is 1 of d bestest jokes i ave heard in ages superb
• erica michelle says:

  December 14, 2007 at 10:16 am

  omg thats f**ked up! LOL love it!
• Kris says:

  January 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm

  haha

  
• Hatim says:

  March 2, 2008 at 6:41 pm

  wtf with those morons who keep sayin “i don’t get it” ?????!!!!! u gonna spoil the joke when u explain it :-S
• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 9:13 pm

  stupid.
• Ralph* says:

  January 27, 2009 at 9:49 am

  It was not all that great… Could have done better at end… =)
• Reza says:

  March 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm

  You are ALL horrible. Why call somebody an idiot if you don’t get it? I hope you all get this horrid treatment back.