Horsey Ride
That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.
Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, “Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?”
Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, “Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually gets bucked off!”
What'd You Think?
(74 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
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August 19th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
It isn’t that funny…
August 20th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I would like to request of funny jokes sent into my email address daily… thanks
September 4th, 2007 at 6:35 am
eff
September 12th, 2007 at 12:43 am
was that a joke??
September 13th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
That’s funny. =)
September 17th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
GAY!!!
September 21st, 2007 at 3:04 am
wot the fcuk
September 21st, 2007 at 4:21 am
Lol. I dont get it
September 25th, 2007 at 4:11 am
wats da catch????
September 26th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
For the slow ones…
The catch is that he’s walked in on his mom and the mailman doing the exact same thing…i.e cheating on the father.
October 14th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
October 20th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
stupid milk man……..
October 26th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
LOL awesome joke..if you have over 4 brain cells and can understand it
October 28th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
ahahaahahaa!!!
that mom is in TROUBLEEEEE!!!!
HA
October 31st, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Thats not wat it means
It means that the boys sperm is about to come out and it says milk man not mail man duh!
November 1st, 2007 at 4:19 pm
it means the lil johnny walk in on his mom & the milk man…got on 4 a horsey ride! now he’s telling his dad
November 5th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
That is a good one! I Like his style!
November 7th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Ok so I laughed but it really isnt funny
November 11th, 2007 at 8:22 am
I hope that most of you are not as idiotic as you appear to be!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
fuunnyy
November 20th, 2007 at 6:39 am
haha that was a mint joke whoooo !!! lol xxx
December 5th, 2007 at 10:13 am
it means his dad was the milkman cause he was spermin like crazy duh yall are so slow
December 21st, 2007 at 4:50 am
wata gay joke
January 4th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
THAT WAS RETARTED I DID NOT EVEN GET IT!!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2008 at 5:16 am
same joke, recooked after 100 times
January 17th, 2008 at 7:35 am
lol…!!!! lucky daddy you actual had millions of questions to answer
January 28th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
What it means you retards, lil’ Johnny walked in on the milkman a previous night just the same as he walked in on his father.
January 28th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
The catch is that the father didn’t know until lil’ Johnny gave it away.
February 10th, 2008 at 4:10 am
ya’ll idiot! wahehehehehe
April 5th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Ohhkay… funny joke.. but mostly ppl didnt get it.. wait till your little jhonnies tell u the same thing… lets hope you dont get it then aswell