Horsey Ride
That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.
Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually gets bucked off!"
What'd You Think?
(215 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
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It isn’t that funny…
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was that a joke??
That’s funny. =)
GAY!!!
wot the fcuk
Lol. I dont get it
wats da catch????
For the slow ones…
The catch is that he’s walked in on his mom and the mailman doing the exact same thing…i.e cheating on the father.
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
stupid milk man……..
LOL awesome joke..if you have over 4 brain cells and can understand it
ahahaahahaa!!!
that mom is in TROUBLEEEEE!!!!
HA
Thats not wat it means
It means that the boys sperm is about to come out and it says milk man not mail man duh!
it means the lil johnny walk in on his mom & the milk man…got on 4 a horsey ride! now he’s telling his dad
That is a good one! I Like his style!
Ok so I laughed but it really isnt funny
I hope that most of you are not as idiotic as you appear to be!
fuunnyy
haha that was a mint joke whoooo !!! lol xxx
it means his dad was the milkman cause he was spermin like crazy duh yall are so slow
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THAT WAS RETARTED I DID NOT EVEN GET IT!!!!!!!!
same joke, recooked after 100 times
lol…!!!! lucky daddy you actual had millions of questions to answer
What it means you retards, lil’ Johnny walked in on the milkman a previous night just the same as he walked in on his father.
The catch is that the father didn’t know until lil’ Johnny gave it away.
ya’ll idiot! wahehehehehe
Ohhkay… funny joke.. but mostly ppl didnt get it.. wait till your little jhonnies tell u the same thing… lets hope you dont get it then aswell
if most of you people were any slower you would be walking backwards!
i cant believe how stupid y’all are
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Most of you should be looking for brains instead of looking for jokes. The mom is having an orgasm so the kid basically says the mom has had sex with the milkman. Thank you to the people who actually got without needing for it to be explained in detail to you.
… i get it
wasnt funny.
so uh….wheres the rest of the joke? please dont tell me that was the joke…cuz that was really lame. GTFO!
i still don get nthing.
i still don gt nothin
that sh*t is funny as hell
haha wow
this is funny : )
That’s absolutelly discusting.
Poor little boy…someone should shoot his parents.
hahaha very funny!
You people are idiots if you dont get it. It means the lady was cheating with the milk man. *shakes head* it has nothing to do with the dad having an orgasm.
It isnt funny my mom was screwing around on my dad. it led to their divorce 9 years ago. I,m only 16
WOW oh WOW, I think reading the comments was more fun than reading the joke. I have heard that joke years ago, and just so you all know, it’s not worth the time to explain it to people, the comment conversation if you read the dates runs for about a full year, does no one have anything better to do then read the same joke? the joke does mean that the little boy has riddden on the milk man while he was having sex with the mother, now he tells the father and it’s funny, but better than that was the guy who didn’t know what a milk man was!!!!! he thought the guy miss spelled mail man. HA HA HA AH HAHAHAHAHAHaaa oh that was good, better than the joke. Peace f u c |< e r s
hahah thats right readin the comments were more funnyer then that stupit joke hahah
hahaha…….so funi i 4got 2 laf