Horsey Ride


That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.

Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, “Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?”

Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, “Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually gets bucked off!”

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30 Responses to “Horsey Ride”

  1. Blond Lexxi Says:

    It isn’t that funny…

  2. lawrence Says:

    I would like to request of funny jokes sent into my email address daily… thanks

  3. rahu Says:

    eff

  4. Hadi Says:

    was that a joke??

  5. Emily Says:

    That’s funny. =)

  6. Taylor Says:

    GAY!!!

  7. funforall Says:

    wot the fcuk

  8. Princess Says:

    Lol. I dont get it

  9. cloudy Says:

    wats da catch????

  10. Abstract Says:

    For the slow ones…

    The catch is that he’s walked in on his mom and the mailman doing the exact same thing…i.e cheating on the father.

  11. laughinoutloud Says:

    OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  12. whit Says:

    stupid milk man……..

  13. Yo mama Says:

    LOL awesome joke..if you have over 4 brain cells and can understand it

  14. Alisha Says:

    ahahaahahaa!!!

    that mom is in TROUBLEEEEE!!!!

    HA

  15. Lizzie Says:

    Thats not wat it means
    It means that the boys sperm is about to come out and it says milk man not mail man duh!

  16. BABE~GURL Says:

    it means the lil johnny walk in on his mom & the milk man…got on 4 a horsey ride! now he’s telling his dad

  17. Sasa Says:

    That is a good one! I Like his style!

  18. CAT Says:

    Ok so I laughed but it really isnt funny :)

  19. Sarah Says:

    I hope that most of you are not as idiotic as you appear to be!

  20. funny man Says:

    fuunnyy

  21. x - anya - x Says:

    haha that was a mint joke whoooo !!! lol xxx

  22. Poindexter Says:

    it means his dad was the milkman cause he was spermin like crazy duh yall are so slow

  23. mr G Says:

    wata gay joke

  24. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM Says:

    THAT WAS RETARTED I DID NOT EVEN GET IT!!!!!!!!

  25. prince Says:

    same joke, recooked after 100 times

  26. NS MOLULA Says:

    lol…!!!! lucky daddy you actual had millions of questions to answer

  27. TheMage Says:

    What it means you retards, lil’ Johnny walked in on the milkman a previous night just the same as he walked in on his father.

  28. TheMage Says:

    The catch is that the father didn’t know until lil’ Johnny gave it away.

  29. posporo Says:

    ya’ll idiot! wahehehehehe

  30. yo mama Says:

    Ohhkay… funny joke.. but mostly ppl didnt get it.. wait till your little jhonnies tell u the same thing… lets hope you dont get it then aswell

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