HoneyDoo Pregnancy


Samantha, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you… if its still okay…”

“I know, I know.” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, “I get asked that question all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.”

“No, no… that’s not it at all,” Samantha confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”

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16 Responses to “HoneyDoo Pregnancy”

  1. chanel Says:

    this is fukin funny:DDDD

  2. Nicole Says:

    this is so stupid

  3. samantha Says:

    it was pretty dumb but i do want mi own child soon and it spun me out coz i was thinkin bout having a kid and it came up “samantha pregnant with her first child”

  4. Pinkey Says:

    I love it

  5. klapaucius Says:

    i hate this joke it sucks

  6. Joey Says:

    this joke blows

  7. brittney Says:

    it was sooooo0 boring. it was not funny
    !!

  8. les Says:

    that was halorious and to all u females that thought it sucked and was boring thats because you are dykes

  9. funforall Says:

    it is jus funi

  10. bugonatree Says:

    not really funny, like hell am I gonna ever mow the lawn for a man

  11. michelle Says:

    pretty funny! That’ll probably be what my husband wants me to ask when i get pregnant!

  12. Habib Says:

    I liKE THE COMMENTS BETTER THAN THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!

  13. man's man Says:

    kinda stupid, but funny

  14. Rebel Says:

    Les,

    With a name like yours, I wouldn’t be talking.

  15. Kris Says:

    Rebel,

    With a name like yours, I wouldn’t be talking.

  16. wat Says:

    ofcourse you can still mow the lawn dear…most womem still mow the lawn on the day they give birth.

    if they dont they need religion

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