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		<title>By: shasha</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/honey-i-want-a-divorce.html/comment-page-1#comment-25739</link>
		<dc:creator>shasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nick you are the most evil person i have heard, i hope the reverse is the case</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick you are the most evil person i have heard, i hope the reverse is the case</p>
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		<title>By: gfdsgsd</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/honey-i-want-a-divorce.html/comment-page-1#comment-24582</link>
		<dc:creator>gfdsgsd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nick, you are just evil</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nick, you are just evil</p>
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		<title>By: Ultimate</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/honey-i-want-a-divorce.html/comment-page-1#comment-23016</link>
		<dc:creator>Ultimate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nick u should work for the mafia or the secret govornment..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nick u should work for the mafia or the secret govornment..</p>
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		<title>By: nick</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/honey-i-want-a-divorce.html/comment-page-1#comment-16678</link>
		<dc:creator>nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>90% of the time when going somewhere as a couple the man drives, so unless this was one of those 10% times and I dont think it was it would be the women that would smash into the window, splitting her skull as she hits the bridge wall. 
here are the steps a man would take.

1. get out of the car hazed.
2. call 9-11 claiming you had been in a accident.
3. sit down next to the body and smile because she is dead. grab her hand and use her nails to scratch your forehead a couple times so that your flesh is under her nails for the autopsy
4. when the cops come act like you are freaking out.
5. tell the cops when asked what happend &quot;she attacked me when I said I was devorcing her&quot;.
6. show up at the funeral looking like crap making everyone think you wished you could take back what you had said to her.
7. when they are gone piss on her grave.
8. after a year of letting the smoke clear take the money from her life insurence and leave her dumb dead ass behind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>90% of the time when going somewhere as a couple the man drives, so unless this was one of those 10% times and I dont think it was it would be the women that would smash into the window, splitting her skull as she hits the bridge wall.<br />
here are the steps a man would take.</p>
<p>1. get out of the car hazed.<br />
2. call 9-11 claiming you had been in a accident.<br />
3. sit down next to the body and smile because she is dead. grab her hand and use her nails to scratch your forehead a couple times so that your flesh is under her nails for the autopsy<br />
4. when the cops come act like you are freaking out.<br />
5. tell the cops when asked what happend &#8220;she attacked me when I said I was devorcing her&#8221;.<br />
6. show up at the funeral looking like crap making everyone think you wished you could take back what you had said to her.<br />
7. when they are gone piss on her grave.<br />
8. after a year of letting the smoke clear take the money from her life insurence and leave her dumb dead ass behind.</p>
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		<title>By: nick</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/honey-i-want-a-divorce.html/comment-page-1#comment-16677</link>
		<dc:creator>nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>90% of the time when going somewhere as a couple the man drives, so unless this was one of those 10% times and I dont think it was it would be the women that would smash into the window, splitting her skull as she hits the bridge wall. the man would get out a little hazed and say, finnaly the bitch shuts up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>90% of the time when going somewhere as a couple the man drives, so unless this was one of those 10% times and I dont think it was it would be the women that would smash into the window, splitting her skull as she hits the bridge wall. the man would get out a little hazed and say, finnaly the bitch shuts up.</p>
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		<title>By: mommy says not to talk to strangers</title>
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		<dc:creator>mommy says not to talk to strangers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg that was funny!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg that was funny!</p>
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		<title>By: Chendi</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/honey-i-want-a-divorce.html/comment-page-1#comment-9273</link>
		<dc:creator>Chendi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>not the time and place you wanna talk about divorce---LOL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>not the time and place you wanna talk about divorce&#8212;LOL!</p>
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		<title>By: ryan</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/honey-i-want-a-divorce.html/comment-page-1#comment-9269</link>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha the dudes fu(*in dead</description>
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		<title>By: Chupis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chupis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What an a**!!!
I would&#039;ve done the same thing she did...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What an a**!!!<br />
I would&#8217;ve done the same thing she did&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Dee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Women are very logical sometimes.....</description>
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