Honey, I Want A Divorce
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says "Darling, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeping her [...]
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Damn what a jerk. Funny tho lol
damn he was a jerk!
Moral: don’t divorce the woman-kill her!
Women are very logical sometimes…..
What an a**!!!
I would’ve done the same thing she did…
hahaha the dudes fu(*in dead
not the time and place you wanna talk about divorce—LOL!
omg that was funny!
90% of the time when going somewhere as a couple the man drives, so unless this was one of those 10% times and I dont think it was it would be the women that would smash into the window, splitting her skull as she hits the bridge wall. the man would get out a little hazed and say, finnaly the bitch shuts up.
90% of the time when going somewhere as a couple the man drives, so unless this was one of those 10% times and I dont think it was it would be the women that would smash into the window, splitting her skull as she hits the bridge wall.
here are the steps a man would take.
1. get out of the car hazed.
2. call 9-11 claiming you had been in a accident.
3. sit down next to the body and smile because she is dead. grab her hand and use her nails to scratch your forehead a couple times so that your flesh is under her nails for the autopsy
4. when the cops come act like you are freaking out.
5. tell the cops when asked what happend “she attacked me when I said I was devorcing her”.
6. show up at the funeral looking like crap making everyone think you wished you could take back what you had said to her.
7. when they are gone piss on her grave.
8. after a year of letting the smoke clear take the money from her life insurence and leave her dumb dead ass behind.
nick u should work for the mafia or the secret govornment..
nick, you are just evil
Nick you are the most evil person i have heard, i hope the reverse is the case
that was stupid and the man is a jerk. i love myself but i think i will do that junk too!!
nick u can shut ur mouth cuz with that tude u aint gonna get any girls so blam u just got burned