Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"
What'd You Think?
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Hahahahahahahehe!!!!!! oh!! my!! thats cool,
omggg lmaooo that is sooo funny!
hahahah… that’s soooo coooll… LOL
NICE AND FUNNY.
falarious (freaking hilarious).
Very funny indeed. I’m still chuckling.
next one plis
haha…very funny
hahah that guy got hiit on his balls hahhaha
that was a nice one
it is not funny
WE DNT MEAN TO BE RUDE …LADIES!
thats some funny crap.. expecialy the part i found this white thing lol that freakne hilliouis
i dont get it someone explain plz?
i dont get it..
stupid………………..
lol u dont get it? the wife thought he was comparing her butt to the cows, and she beat him up for that lol
Ha Ha Thats soooooo funnnnnnny keep on riting& its also gross @ the same time. PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanna try the same with my wife… but without any 5 iron around….. hahahaha
tel it again ah ah ah ah ah.
heard it b4.and no it wasnt on this site either.it was in a joke book.
You Americans created a whole new dimension of retarded
haha, man wrong thing to say! lol
us americans? that was kinda racist.
under the light (created by american), they use the modem (created by american) to go to internet (created by american) and enter a site (created by american) and then call americans retarded?… wrong place my friend
I COME AND BOMB YOUR COUNTRY! (plase state your country)
*please oh and 4 ur information, all u….um….umas created a whole new type of gay! (thats called trying to be funny, not retarted)
i don’t get it
I can’t stop laughing
Dat was really nasty….still lol.
Dat was really nasty.i get it…still lol.
Funny, very funnnyyy
haha (y) go the wife chik , dats funny
well that was funny really funny i
that was the stupidest thing i have ever read!
Cows can be pretty aggresive animals the poor fellow.Would have thought the wife would have shooed him away.
hahaha real funny have to share this one
jealous down! that was something worth exposing teeth for and indeed it was!
OMG, the comments are funnier than the freaking joke….*shakes head*
if i’m the cow,i will kick his ass with full strenght
hahaha funny really tho nasty but so funny!