Homer Simpson’s Wisdom

The following are quotes picked out from The Simpsons TV show. Homer, the father character in the cartoon, isn't known for being particularly witty but we managed to put together some of his best wisdom over the years. Kinda gives you a whole new respect for the "Doh!" guy. “If you really want something in life you have [...]

Homer Simpson’s Wisdom

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Homer Simpson’s Wisdom was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 20th, 2007 at 10:13 amin Jokes, One Liner Jokes, Other Stuff. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Words Of Wisdom , 15 Best Homer Simpson Quotes. Ever. , Proof Girls Are Evil , Blonde, Redhead And Brunette In A Potato Farm , Bumper Stickers 211-225 .

5 Comments to “Homer Simpson’s Wisdom”

• krystyl says:

  October 25, 2007 at 9:34 pm

  “if it doesn’t fit, make it fit!”
• BABE~GURL says:

  November 14, 2007 at 6:06 pm

  nananananana leader
• RAD19 says:

  January 14, 2008 at 12:29 pm

  Homer’s the BEST =p
• Tyler says:

  October 6, 2008 at 12:07 am

  Ooh ooh, here’s another “I have three kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids and three money?”
• Joel says:

  March 23, 2010 at 4:53 am

  I think i remember another rather funny saying Homer once said and kinda true in a way. i think it goes along the lines of; Homer:”Why bother, every time i learn something new, something else goes out of my head”. Then Marge replies with “Just make sure you don’t forget how to drive the next time you go to Moes”. Haha what a classic