The following are quotes picked out from The Simpsons TV show. Homer, the father character in the cartoon, isn't known for being particularly witty but we managed to put together some of his best wisdom over the years. Kinda gives you a whole new respect for the "Doh!" guy.
“If you really want something in life you have to [...]
Homer Simpson’s Wisdom
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Homer Simpson’s Wisdom was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 20th, 2007 at 10:13 amin Jokes, One Liner Jokes, Other Stuff.
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“if it doesn’t fit, make it fit!”
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Homer’s the BEST =p
Ooh ooh, here’s another “I have three kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids and three money?”