Hi John, How You Doing?

A young man was at a fancy restaurant one day with his new girlfriend. It's their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. The girlfriend goes to the restrooms and while she is away, the young man spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Bob Barker, the Price Is Right guy. He decides to pop over and approache the guy.

"Excuse me," says the young man, "but you half look like Bob Barker. I don't suppose..."

"Well," interrupts Bob, "actually, I am Bob Barker."

The young man is almost speechless, but does continue, "Look Bob, I think you're great. I've watched all your shows and blah, blah, blah, etc... could you do me a favor?"

"What ever you want," says Bob.

"Well, you see I'm at another table with my new girlfriend and it would really impress her if you would just come up to me and say, 'Hello John'."

"Sure, no problem." says Bob.

So Steve rushes back to his table and his girlfriend returns. A few moments later, over pops Bob to their table and goes up to John.

"Hi John, how you doing?" says Bob. John looks up and says, "Oh, piss off, Bob".

Hi John, How You Doing? was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 20th, 2007 at 2:44 pmin Insults and Cutdowns, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , If George Bush and John McCain Had A Baby , Female to Male Translation , Who’s Doing The Dishes? , Mind Over Matter , A Wife’s Special Birthday Present .