Hi John, How You Doing?
A young man was at a fancy restaurant one day with his new girlfriend. It’s their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. The girlfriend goes to the restrooms and while she is away, the young man spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Bob Barker, the Price Is Right guy. He decides to pop over and approache the guy.
“Excuse me,” says the young man, “but you half look like Bob Barker. I don’t suppose…”
“Well,” interrupts Bob, “actually, I am Bob Barker.”
The young man is almost speechless, but does continue, “Look Bob, I think you’re great. I’ve watched all your shows and blah, blah, blah, etc… could you do me a favor?”
“What ever you want,” says Bob.
“Well, you see I’m at another table with my new girlfriend and it would really impress her if you would just come up to me and say, ‘Hello John’.”
“Sure, no problem.” says Bob.
So Steve rushes back to his table and his girlfriend returns. A few moments later, over pops Bob to their table and goes up to John.
“Hi John, how you doing?” says Bob. John looks up and says, “Oh, piss off, Bob”.
What'd You Think?
(96 votes, average: 2.63 out of 5)
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August 22nd, 2007 at 9:44 am
this is a blatant copy of an ad, it was featured in the UK last year for an alocoholic drink.
lame.
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:00 am
Actually Benny this joke has been passed around for years. Seems like that UK ad blatantly copied it from the internet. Lame.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
i did notlike it at all i thought it was stupid
August 29th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
this sucks!
August 30th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
This joke was stupid. Go kill yourself.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:47 pm
mi nuh like it.
September 1st, 2007 at 11:02 pm
hahaha f&j staff funny
September 4th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Um, ok. that wasn’t really funny if it was supposed to be. try harder.
September 12th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
i would like the names of the RETARDS who made this joke
September 18th, 2007 at 12:22 am
That was retarded, hey, TARDS who made that joke, GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!!!!!
September 19th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
uh….i don’t get it…
September 20th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
it really wasn’t that bad….geez
September 24th, 2007 at 11:32 am
if u think the joke is stupid… ITS COZ ITS IN THE STUPID JOKES SECTION, RETARD!
September 26th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Hey that was a great joke it was pretty funny my friend dindt get it though
October 5th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
I don’t get it
October 10th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
no ur stupid and this joke is wack all the people who dont get this joke ur all stupid really bad because ur in the retard section and u still dont get the joke hahahaha ur alll gay go to hell u idiots
October 10th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
This joke is so stupid!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 8:16 am
lame seen the addy come up wid somet origional loser
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
kinda stupid..
October 24th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
BOLLOX
October 28th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
omg, what kind of idiots are you people that all you do is sit around and insult people about stupid jokes and other retearded stuff. If you ask me, your all f***ing idiots anyway for wasting your life and energy into complaining about a stupid joke website. jeez…oh no, I’m sorry did I insult you…no that’s right you guys are all supercool freaks. Rock on!
October 29th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Its cool. My mom thinks its cool.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
wait…who’s steve??
November 5th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
who the hell is steve?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
omfg soooooo fing stupid go f ur self!
November 11th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
lol thats smart
November 19th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
its quite ood but ny reason why the name changes from John to Steve?
November 21st, 2007 at 11:21 pm
I thought it was very funny. The guy wants to impress the girlfriend, so he has a famous person say HI … now .. if he had just said HI back, he would have impressed her. BUT .. he figures she would be more impressed if he is rude to someone as famous as Barker. Got it? So, the GF figures, not only does this guy KNOW Barker, but by being rude to Barker, the guy gives the impression that Barker is impressed with the guy, and bugs him all the time. The guy is more important than even Barker! wow .. there is genius in this joke guys.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Hey, the joke is not bad. And, well, you couldn’t find a Stupid Joke anywhere else!
December 5th, 2007 at 10:55 am
dat wuz so so not all dat
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
that was sh*t
February 6th, 2008 at 4:07 am
ha, good one
February 19th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
This was funny. So shut up its not any of you are going around making some jokes.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
stupid! choke on your food and die, otherwise go play in traffic
March 6th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Is this a joke?
March 10th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
i thoght it was quite good tbh. apart from it says steve and then john.
confused me for a minute.
sam.
3*s
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
too rude.. funny tho
March 24th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
lol dude i love this F&J staff!