Hell’s Not So Bad Anymore
An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, ingflush toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.
One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there in hell?”
Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell (no pun intended), there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”
God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him back up.”
To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”
God retorted, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”
What'd You Think?
(21 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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August 8th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
i think it sucks. its not a joke, its blasphemy
August 8th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
personally i love a little blasphemy
August 8th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
this is joke is not blasphemous. its friggen hilarious. its shows god as an idiot
August 9th, 2007 at 7:37 am
oi god ain’t a fuckin idiot u r freak
August 10th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
You are all stupid, it’s a joke.
October 5th, 2007 at 5:28 am
so is that supposed to be blasphemous or an insult to us..we aint bad after all..ouch!!did i say bad?
October 7th, 2007 at 10:50 am
a joke is a joke you dumb guy, blasphemy aside, why dont you mind that there are a few racially innaproriate jokes in there as well. but no it’s all right when you aint offended init?
February 25th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Good Christian Paralegal here . . . I have always loved this joke . . . heard it back in high school like 8 years ago, but it can still make me laugh.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
god? what god?
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
dudes, why cant u just be happy and LAUGH? its just a joke darn it…..
btw, i found this dammnnn funny =D
July 30th, 2008 at 7:34 am
This is blasphemy.People should be careful about the subjects of their jokes.Please leave GOD out of your jokes unless you are a real christian in fellowship with HIMin which case HE can inspire you with acceptable,non-blasphemous jokes about HIMSELF(HE has a great sense of humour.And for the ones who made snide remarks about GOD,you are fools if you can believe that the world just came about on its own and is just running itself instead of acknowledging GOD as the Maker of the world and the ONE in Ultimate control of it.I advise you to have a rethink now before it is too late and you find yourself in hell.You won’t find it funny then!
August 28th, 2008 at 5:44 am
join Islam.its the true religion.