Heavenly Ride

Three golfers are standing at the gates of heaven and St. Peter asked them if they ever cheated while playing golf with their wives.

The first man said all the time, so St. Peter gave him a motorcycle and admitted him to heaven.

The second man said “I cheated a couple of times” so St. Peter gives him a mid-sized car and lets him into heaven. The third man said “For 40 years I only ever played golf with my wife, most of the time she beat me but I never cheated .”

So St. Peter gives him a Rolls-Royce and admitted him to heaven. A week later the three men met at an intersection in heaven and the third man was sitting in his car crying. The other men asked why he was crying, he had such a nice car. The third man said “I just saw my wife and she was driving a skateboard”.


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