Happy Little Old Man
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, [...]
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Hey it’s a stupid joke. I have wasted my time reading this.
i’ve heard this joke it’s boring
why did the romans build strate road
answer so pakis cant bild corner shops
wwwooowww………..that wuz stupid
U Are Stupid For Thinking This Is Even A Joke…Waste Of My Time…
2 GUD.
where is my pants BTW??
the time that it took to read this joke, i regret giving away…and also can never get them back thnx alot retards
stop whining man you read the joke dont cry about it
ya i read it…i didnt know that it was going to be retarded.
i thought it was really funny.
Suicide is your only option.
i loved it…great joke
BOOBS
it wasnt that funny but it wasnt horrible
i kinda agree with geri-no need to be whiny
Stupid An Boring cant you do somthing constructive like email me at joe_ms13@yahoo.com finding chics and dudes
Hey! Seriously i dont understand why these people said its lame, its cool dude! And honestly, i laugh hard enough to make my mom slap me (ouch!). XD
You could only think that wasn’t funny if you are a smoker or a drinker
iv lost my will to live im gonna pop myself now becus u are all so gay
Lame joke… I think the fact that this joke sucks, is a joke in itself LOL!
i really liked the joke
coz it infact was telling us the moral that the youngsters should stop drinking and smoking as its not good for our health……gr8 dude!
It was funny, I haven’t heard it yet though….Poor cigarette dudes, kill yourself.
I already heard this one a while back and its stupid
love the reason he live so long good joke
i loved this joke, its really good.
I actually thought it was ok, and the peeps who are dissing it you dont realise IT IS JUST A F**** JOKE !!! so yeah dont be put down keep em coming !!!!!! i love jokes they make me laff lol
SEE… i ll go now… BYEXXX
I THINK IT WUZ FUNNY.U PEOPLE SUX IF U THINK THE JOKE IS LAME, PLUS NICK IS RIGHT
What the efin type of name is Malu?I THINK SHES LIKE HAWAIIAN GIRL.
waistin my time wit dumb a** jokes like dat
NICE i liked it
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I think all of you lot who give nasty replies needs to get a real life.
It seems to me you lot have got a case of the guilts for one reason or another…hit a bit close to home maybe?
The joke was rather funny not stupid one bit.
this is funny. there some people in this world.