Happy Little Old Man
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’
“Twenty-six!” he said.
What'd You Think?
(287 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)
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January 7th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Hey it’s a stupid joke. I have wasted my time reading this.
January 7th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
i’ve heard this joke it’s boring
January 7th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
why did the romans build strate road
answer so pakis cant bild corner shops
January 7th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
wwwooowww………..that wuz stupid
January 8th, 2008 at 11:39 am
U Are Stupid For Thinking This Is Even A Joke…Waste Of My Time…
January 11th, 2008 at 1:50 am
2 GUD.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
where is my pants BTW??
January 15th, 2008 at 11:08 am
the time that it took to read this joke, i regret giving away…and also can never get them back thnx alot retards
January 16th, 2008 at 6:15 am
stop whining man you read the joke dont cry about it
January 16th, 2008 at 9:15 am
ya i read it…i didnt know that it was going to be retarded.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:45 am
i thought it was really funny.
January 17th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Suicide is your only option.
January 20th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
i loved it…great joke
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
BOOBS
January 24th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
it wasnt that funny but it wasnt horrible
i kinda agree with geri-no need to be whiny
January 28th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Stupid An Boring cant you do somthing constructive like email me at joe_ms13@yahoo.com finding chics and dudes
January 29th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Hey! Seriously i dont understand why these people said its lame, its cool dude! And honestly, i laugh hard enough to make my mom slap me (ouch!). XD
February 1st, 2008 at 8:07 pm
You could only think that wasn’t funny if you are a smoker or a drinker
February 6th, 2008 at 9:38 am
iv lost my will to live im gonna pop myself now becus u are all so gay
February 7th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Lame joke… I think the fact that this joke sucks, is a joke in itself LOL!
February 9th, 2008 at 3:50 am
i really liked the joke
coz it infact was telling us the moral that the youngsters should stop drinking and smoking as its not good for our health……gr8 dude!
February 11th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
It was funny, I haven’t heard it yet though….Poor cigarette dudes, kill yourself.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I already heard this one a while back and its stupid
February 20th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
love the reason he live so long good joke
February 21st, 2008 at 1:57 pm
i loved this joke, its really good.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I actually thought it was ok, and the peeps who are dissing it you dont realise IT IS JUST A F**** JOKE !!! so yeah dont be put down keep em coming !!!!!! i love jokes they make me laff lol
SEE… i ll go now… BYEXXX
March 30th, 2008 at 12:43 am
I THINK IT WUZ FUNNY.U PEOPLE SUX IF U THINK THE JOKE IS LAME, PLUS NICK IS RIGHT
March 30th, 2008 at 12:49 am
What the efin type of name is Malu?I THINK SHES LIKE HAWAIIAN GIRL.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
waistin my time wit dumb a** jokes like dat