Halloween One Liners

Happy Haloween! Figured we’d throw out a few one-liners to demostrate our holiday spirit! What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite. What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job. Why do ghosts have [...]

Halloween One Liners

What'd You Think?

(78 votes, average: 2.97 out of 5)

 Loading ...

Halloween One Liners was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 at 2:29 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , One Liners 1-10, One Liners 101-110, Poker One-Liners, One Liners 21-30, One Liners 31-40.

21 Comments to “Halloween One Liners”

• Cici says:

  October 31, 2007 at 3:33 pm

  well im here at work ; so this entertained me for a few minutes.
• COWBOY says:

  November 1, 2007 at 2:39 am

  HALLOWEEN IS A SATANIC HOLIDAY. WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, SO IS CHRISTMAS AND THE WAY WE CELEBRATE EASTER. DO SOME REASEARCH AND YOU’LL FIND OUT HOW SATANIC.
• dark knight says:

  November 1, 2007 at 11:39 am

  where the hell did that come from COWBOY?
• shawnwmoore22 says:

  November 1, 2007 at 12:57 pm

  i thought they were pretty gay and mr. cowboy needs to get a life
• Shelly says:

  November 1, 2007 at 1:20 pm

  well i’m here bored so they entertained me for a few seconds.
• Pinkey says:

  November 2, 2007 at 12:35 am

  haha those were kinda funny, but yeah COWBOY… get a life dude
• Jazz says:

  November 2, 2007 at 9:42 am

  COWBOY YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD TO FORGIVE FOR SAYING THAT!!! that joke was funny!
• sniff says:

  November 4, 2007 at 10:37 am

  COWBOY halloween is PAGAN not satanist. Get it damn right before you scream that…
  It’s short for all hallows eve which was when kid’s could do there worst before the holy day to come.
• teker! says:

  November 5, 2007 at 12:45 am

  gEt A lIfE CoWbOy!!
• hannah-babyee says:

  November 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm

  COWBOY i agree with what every one else is saying get a life these entertained me for some while xD
• KayKay says:

  November 28, 2007 at 4:26 pm

  I thought that they were actually funny and cute. Whoever thought of those did a very good job. Two thumbs up! =P
• k-dub says:

  November 28, 2007 at 9:28 pm

  the last one made me laugh
• virginity loser says:

  January 23, 2008 at 2:22 pm

  i agree with evry1. cowboy sucks % )-adoodle-doo! and k-du is right the last one is funny!
• sniff says:

  January 26, 2008 at 5:08 pm

  COWBOY, you probably think that all satanism is worshipping satan too. go and eat battery acid and drop a match down your throat.
• perfect blonde sexi and dumb says:

  March 5, 2008 at 5:15 pm

  the last one was funni lmao but the rest were ones ive heard before
• Phil says:

  March 19, 2008 at 11:25 pm

  Cowboy, you have grey poupon your pants! lol
• Black Mamba TruAfrican says:

  April 22, 2008 at 8:31 am

  gre8 jokes they are. cowboy, go to hell.
• bayleighh says:

  November 14, 2008 at 2:23 pm

  nice
• april h says:

  December 19, 2008 at 12:44 pm

  these are so dumb that they are funny
• AM says:

  January 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm

  Get a life COWBOY
• Some Guy says:

  January 15, 2009 at 5:37 am

  Say, i heard that “All Hallow’s Eve” was the one day per year which spirits could visit the earth, in which descendants of the spirits had to leave meals out on the doorstep or somethin :S

  Oh, before i forget: Yea cowboy, And when you look at it, you’re an idiot.