Halloween One Liners
Happy Haloween! Figured we'd throw out a few one-liners to demostrate our holiday spirit! What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite. What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job. [...]
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well im here at work ; so this entertained me for a few minutes.
HALLOWEEN IS A SATANIC HOLIDAY. WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, SO IS CHRISTMAS AND THE WAY WE CELEBRATE EASTER. DO SOME REASEARCH AND YOU’LL FIND OUT HOW SATANIC.
where the hell did that come from COWBOY?
i thought they were pretty gay and mr. cowboy needs to get a life
well i’m here bored so they entertained me for a few seconds.
haha those were kinda funny, but yeah COWBOY… get a life dude
COWBOY YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD TO FORGIVE FOR SAYING THAT!!! that joke was funny!
COWBOY halloween is PAGAN not satanist. Get it damn right before you scream that…
It’s short for all hallows eve which was when kid’s could do there worst before the holy day to come.
gEt A lIfE CoWbOy!!
COWBOY i agree with what every one else is saying get a life
these entertained me for some while xD
I thought that they were actually funny and cute. Whoever thought of those did a very good job. Two thumbs up! =P
the last one made me laugh
i agree with evry1. cowboy sucks % )-adoodle-doo! and k-du is right the last one is funny!
COWBOY, you probably think that all satanism is worshipping satan too. go and eat battery acid and drop a match down your throat.
the last one was funni lmao but the rest were ones ive heard before
Cowboy, you have grey poupon your pants! lol
gre8 jokes they are. cowboy, go to hell.
nice
these are so dumb that they are funny
Get a life COWBOY
Say, i heard that “All Hallow’s Eve” was the one day per year which spirits could visit the earth, in which descendants of the spirits had to leave meals out on the doorstep or somethin :S
Oh, before i forget: Yea cowboy, And when you look at it, you’re an idiot.
cowboy made me laugh more than the jokws
well i’m at school lookin up jokes for an essay and those were
pretty good:))
COWBOY…seriously get a life&&i’d like to know were you got
your so called research from sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
halloween would be awsum if i lived in america cuz my birthdays on the same day as halloween. in australia we dont celebrate halloween
Cowboy these hater’s are hating keep saying what u been saying
Bad Cowboy Not very funny jokes