Halloween One Liners


Happy Haloween! Figured we’d throw out a few one-liners to demostrate our holiday spirit!

  • What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.
  • What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
  • Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job.
  • Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them.
  • Why are Vampires Democrats? They wanted Gore in 2000.
  • What kind of clothes do Zombies wear? Decay NY.
  • Why aren’t there any famous skeletons? They’re a bunch of no bodies.
  • What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap.
  • What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? Scared stiff.

Yea yea, we know (they kinda sucked). Better than nothing though, you gotta admit : )

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Halloween One Liners was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 at 2:29 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Yo Mama Is So Ugly,  One Liners 1-10,  Gasoline Humor,  One Liners 71-80,  Political One Liners.


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17 Responses to “Halloween One Liners”

  1. Cici Says:
    October 31st, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    well im here at work ; so this entertained me for a few minutes.

  2. COWBOY Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 2:39 am

    HALLOWEEN IS A SATANIC HOLIDAY. WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, SO IS CHRISTMAS AND THE WAY WE CELEBRATE EASTER. DO SOME REASEARCH AND YOU’LL FIND OUT HOW SATANIC.

  3. dark knight Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 11:39 am

    where the hell did that come from COWBOY?

  4. shawnwmoore22 Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    i thought they were pretty gay and mr. cowboy needs to get a life

  5. Shelly Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    well i’m here bored so they entertained me for a few seconds.

  6. Pinkey Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 12:35 am

    haha those were kinda funny, but yeah COWBOY… get a life dude

  7. Jazz Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 9:42 am

    COWBOY YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD TO FORGIVE FOR SAYING THAT!!! that joke was funny!

  8. sniff Says:
    November 4th, 2007 at 10:37 am

    COWBOY halloween is PAGAN not satanist. Get it damn right before you scream that…
    It’s short for all hallows eve which was when kid’s could do there worst before the holy day to come.

  9. teker! Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 12:45 am

    gEt A lIfE CoWbOy!!

  10. hannah-babyee Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    COWBOY i agree with what every one else is saying get a life :P these entertained me for some while xD

  11. KayKay Says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    I thought that they were actually funny and cute. Whoever thought of those did a very good job. Two thumbs up! =P

  12. k-dub Says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    the last one made me laugh

  13. virginity loser Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    i agree with evry1. cowboy sucks % )-adoodle-doo! and k-du is right the last one is funny!

  14. sniff Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    COWBOY, you probably think that all satanism is worshipping satan too. go and eat battery acid and drop a match down your throat.

  15. perfect blonde sexi and dumb Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    the last one was funni lmao but the rest were ones ive heard before

  16. Phil Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    Cowboy, you have grey poupon your pants! lol

  17. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:31 am

    gre8 jokes they are. cowboy, go to hell.

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