Gynecologist Guessing Game
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a local gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately asked her to undress, afterwhich the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

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Serves him right!! lmfaoo
Dirtiest joke on this whole site… Haha I think it’s stupid that the girl doesn’t realize that he’s doing her… I mean he’s touching her all over..
oh my god he got pwned
ROFL
Awesome joke
wicked!!!!!!!!
i fcuken love vangia and the ciltoirs massaging it with my toungue fukc it mother fcuker your a ccok scuker
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz excellent joke..
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^ Who follows those rules?
hahaha!!!!! dummy!!! lol
I think she knew what he was doing, but she wanted him to do something stupid before she told him that she had herpes.
OMG he got pwned so sexy got me turned on
Hahahahahaha! That’s awesome! hahahahahaha1