Gun Control
Personally, I think Gun Control means having to use both hands! Bada Bing! No seriously, How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - Let the police do it, private citizens can’t be trusted with light bulbs!
What'd You Think?
(41 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)
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September 25th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
These are so funny! I liked them alot
October 1st, 2007 at 9:13 am
That was great. I loved it, i’m in a library right now so i can’t laugh out loud.
October 1st, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Love it!
October 1st, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Absolutely hilarious. They all make a really good point, too.
October 19th, 2007 at 2:21 am
absolutely funny
November 6th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
lol funny
November 20th, 2007 at 3:38 am
Funny and make sense.
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
haha….
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:43 pm
lol….
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:51 pm
funny…..
December 17th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
its pretty funny but i have seen funnier
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February 20th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
uhh, that was dumb. they all were actually. no offense.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
that was rele stupid….i really dont understand why ANYONE thought that was funny
March 20th, 2008 at 5:57 am
Bud: Your point would be better made if, when insulting the cleverness of the comics, you had not misspelled “really.”
That said, these are probably a little too political to be very funny. Statistically speaking, owning a gun makes murder and suicide more likely in your house. Robbery? Not much, unless you put signs around your house with sayings like “No matter what you can carry, I have something of a higher caliber.” or “MG-42’s are for wimps.”
Also, there is an argument to be made that the Constitution really applies to state militias and not individuals…
I’m not even against gun rights, within reasonable limits. (Nobody needs a MG-42 for “home defense.”) But making people who are against gun rights look stupid or hypocritical is politics, not humor.
March 28th, 2008 at 4:19 am
you are so dark in complexion that when you stand in the dark you will hear the dark compliment you for the high degree of competition
April 6th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
# ayuko clive Says:
March 28th, 2008 at 4:19 am
“you are so dark in complexion that when you stand in the dark you will hear the dark compliment you for the high degree of competition.”
was that supposed to be funny?you sir are gay. What do you call a bunch of rednecks running down a hill? an avanlanche.hahahahahaa
what do you say when u see a t.v floating in the air at nighttime. you say”nigga drop it!”
April 18th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
hahaha!!!
johnson’s privates~
youre hilarious