Grapes and Doughnuts
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn’t help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that I can help you.”
“On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.
“Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.” The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. “I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, “You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us.”
“Well, all right”, the doctor said. “On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios… “
What'd You Think?
(101 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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November 1st, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Heyy. haha did you read the joke.. then tell me what you think!!! haha
November 1st, 2007 at 12:39 pm
yeah i know!! i cant even finnish reading it….
November 1st, 2007 at 4:13 pm
chill out guys where’s your sense of humour. that was a good
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:48 am
thatwas so funny but I dont get the last part
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:58 am
I think i get the joke, but wait let me just read it again……..
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:59 am
uuummmm, ok if it’s what i think it is,well then ha ha ha .
November 2nd, 2007 at 5:04 am
it just means that mr. green has a small “lov pole” and mrs. green has a massive “love canal”. they’re sex life is as good as it can get because of this.
this joke made me giggle.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:42 pm
lol xd
November 5th, 2007 at 6:45 am
I think i got it
it means that he has a small “you know what” to be using cheerios lol!
November 5th, 2007 at 10:12 am
hahaha! That’s freaking hilarious! But it’s not the size tat matters! it’s how u use it! lol!
November 5th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
hahaha yesh i get it xD good
November 5th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Haha no wonder I didn’t get it. I confused Cheerios with Cheetos.. so I was like wtf? Lol.
November 9th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
LOL OMG. x) Funny!
November 9th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
It jt means dat Mr.Green has a tiny pecker and Mrs. Green has a massive monkey.
LOL It made me laf. XD
November 12th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
lol Jenny that was funny
November 13th, 2007 at 5:54 am
hahahahahaha talaga lang ha di naman nakakatawa hahaha!!!
November 13th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
i get it now first i was ok thats not
funny but now i get it lol
November 14th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
crap!!
didnt like it!!:(
November 16th, 2007 at 11:33 am
that wuz hilarious!! if you didn’t get it your dumb. LMAO
November 17th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
wahahaha!!! omg,,!! wahahaha!!! wla lng,,i get it…XD
November 23rd, 2007 at 12:22 am
thats a good one… “love pole”/”love canal”
thE EnD
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
if i were mr green ide be askin myself how she got so big ? it obviously wasnt him was it
November 27th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
hahahaha very funny….maybe i should try it………
November 27th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
great
i thought the ending was the funniest
po guy and his small dik with a woman and her big ass vagine
November 29th, 2007 at 11:34 am
thats nasty but pretty funny.
December 13th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
thats is hilarious
December 14th, 2007 at 9:22 am
bbbbooooooooooooorrrrrriiiiiiinggggggggggggg….
lol
December 25th, 2007 at 11:21 am
lol dats funny he is saying her hmm is to big so put an apple in it insted of grapes. and his hmm is to small so put tiny cheereos around it insted of donuts
December 26th, 2007 at 1:32 am
This is funny and horny
January 12th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Too long for such an average ending
January 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
thats hilarious
May 13th, 2008 at 11:45 am
dats a gud one
June 25th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
haha my friend didnt get it at first…i had to explain it to him lol. a classic!!!!