Government Health Warning – Swallowing Gum

Late yesterday afternoon the US Government, in coalition with several major European countries, announced at a press conference newfound dangers from swallowing bubble gum. The FDA first learned of this problem after one of their officials attended a Pilates class. If you or someone you know chews gum and does pilates, make sure you send this [...]

Government Health Warning – Swallowing Gum

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Government Health Warning – Swallowing Gum was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 amin Female Jokes, Pictures. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Christmas Warning! , How Government Works , Good Health Insurance Pays Off , Department Of Wildlife Warning , Reproduction Rights .

21 Comments to “Government Health Warning – Swallowing Gum”

• 19RAD says:

  November 16, 2008 at 6:57 am

  hahah
• sammy:) says:

  November 18, 2008 at 10:36 am

  lawlz. i like this one.
• Jessy says:

  November 22, 2008 at 10:50 am

  I get it. Lol. Very funny
• Me says:

  January 8, 2009 at 3:13 pm

  Awesome. That was great.
• Rute says:

  January 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm

  i dont get this joke:S:S
• me2 says:

  January 22, 2009 at 11:57 am

  .
• jo says:

  January 23, 2009 at 11:54 pm

  i dnt get it
• suomynana says:

  January 28, 2009 at 11:44 am

  DO A BARREL ROLL
• Pilates says:

  February 12, 2009 at 9:37 am

  Pilates is not done in this fashion. The pic is actually an aerobics class dumb a**
• stephanie bellamy says:

  February 13, 2009 at 5:37 pm

  This could be you!!!
• jessie mcmillan says:

  February 13, 2009 at 5:39 pm

  You go Boo!!!
• aaron plew says:

  February 17, 2009 at 11:59 am

  wtf im so confused
• Tubby Morah says:

  February 20, 2009 at 10:33 am

  Sorry but I Just fail to find that funny at all
• jm says:

  March 15, 2009 at 8:00 pm

  i didnt get it at first but now i do is the ball supposed to be the gum?……. not funny sorry
• tay says:

  April 6, 2009 at 12:03 am

  Its supposed to look like they were farting out the gum they “swallowed” (it was just an exercise)
• alondra;D says:

  April 21, 2009 at 4:47 pm

  i dont get it:\
• G3 says:

  May 15, 2009 at 1:40 pm

  This joke lame than a b.
• yme says:

  May 19, 2009 at 2:23 pm

  Yum yum
• dhillon says:

  January 4, 2010 at 3:42 am

  Sorry reminds me of women in labour.
• jj says:

  January 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm

  boooooooooooooooooooooooo this stinks
• shocky says:

  January 26, 2010 at 7:28 pm

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