Golf Widow

A “golf widow” concedes that if she is ever to see her husband she needs to learn the game. So she goes to the country club and signs up for lessons with the golf pro.

They get out to the course and the pro instructs her to hold the club as she would her husband’s organ. She hits the ball and the pro exclaims, “Beautiful!! Great shot, right down the center of the fairway!

Now, take the club out of your mouth and we’ll go for distance.”


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