Golf Widow

A “golf widow” concedes that if she is ever to see her husband she needs to learn the game. So she goes to the country club and signs up for lessons with the golf pro.

They get out to the course and the pro instructs her to hold the club as she would her husband’s organ. She hits the ball and the pro exclaims, “Beautiful!! Great shot, right down the center of the fairway!

Now, take the club out of your mouth and we’ll go for distance.”

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Golf Widow was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:58 am. It was filed under Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Confessions,  Addicted To Golf,  Wrong Email Address,  Gotcha!,  A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning.