Golf Rules For Beginners
Being an avid golfer myself, like most I enjoy pushing my knowledge onto those who don’t really want to hear it. My friends like to call me a “fountain of knowledge”, so today’s your lucky day! There are a few things about golf you need to know, about etiquette and stuff.
- Keep your back straight, knees bent and feet shoulder width apart.
- Form a loose grip.
- Keep your head down.
- Avoid a quick back swing.
- Stay out of the water.
- Try not to hit anyone.
- If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
- Don’t stand directly in front of others.
- Quiet please… while others are preparing to go.
- Don’t take extra strokes.
Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
What'd You Think?


(32 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
August 30th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
thats funny shit
August 31st, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Ha ha ha first few lines i thought i was masturbation
September 1st, 2007 at 4:18 am
crap but the lats bit was all right
September 19th, 2007 at 12:02 am
i play golf my self. darn u r right.
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:16 pm
no sense of humour
January 12th, 2008 at 12:24 am
not bad!
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January 14th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
predictable…
April 25th, 2008 at 7:48 am
that was pretty dirrrrrty and funny… lol