Golf Genie

One Sunday afternoon, a lady was playing golf. Suddenly she hooked a golf ball so hard it went sailing over everyones heads, and landed in the bushes. The lady walked over to get it, a moving through the bushes she found the golf ball. Next to the ball was a shiney little lamp. She couldn't [...]

Golf Genie

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Golf Genie was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:32 pmin Female Jokes, Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Golf Genie , Three Wishes , Golf Widow , Annual Husband And Wife Golf Tournament , Moses and Jesus Playing Golf .

9 Comments to “Golf Genie”

• peter says:

  September 12, 2007 at 11:53 am

  RETARTED
• erica says:

  October 1, 2007 at 10:11 am

  i agree with peter
• Steph says:

  October 1, 2007 at 8:22 pm

  I’ve read a few versions of this joke, but this is one of the best I’ve seen. Of course, it would be funnier if it weren’t for the many, many mechanical errors. Somewhere there is a room full of forlorn and unused apostrophes that were rejected from Internet postings like this one.
• Yo mama says:

  November 9, 2007 at 2:52 pm

  the full version is better
• Bob says:

  November 21, 2007 at 12:40 am

  Wouldn’t the husbands heart attack be ten times milder?
• sasori says:

  March 27, 2008 at 10:35 am

  no it would be ten times worse
• Captain Obvious says:

  April 7, 2009 at 6:05 pm

  It’s much more funny when the husband get’s twice whatever she does, and her last wish is to be scared half to death.
• almost says:

  April 21, 2009 at 2:08 am

  okay did it bother anybody else that ’shiny’ was spelled hideously wrong??
• gfdsgsd says:

  December 4, 2009 at 10:30 am

  The joke is supposed to end with. “and then the husband had a heart attack ten times milder.”