Goldfish

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?" "My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully [...]

Goldfish

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Goldfish was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:11 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Passed Away , Whorehouse , Good Tipper , Christmas Morning , Hiking .

12 Comments to “Goldfish”

• some dude says:

  August 7, 2007 at 12:43 pm

  awwww! poor cat!
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 9:33 am

  LOL! POOR FISH
• iisluvinjokes says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:30 pm

  poor catfish!
• iisluvinjokes says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:30 pm

  i do like the way he used fudgin cat!
• erica says:

  October 3, 2007 at 9:56 am

  that’s actually pretty funny!
• BABE~GURL says:

  November 8, 2007 at 6:04 pm

  lmfao sweet revenge
• isabella says:

  November 19, 2007 at 5:52 pm

  HAHA
• Youre dramatic says:

  September 29, 2008 at 9:56 pm

  mwahahahahaha
• ~chrligrrl~ says:

  January 19, 2009 at 2:50 pm

  its not the cats fault! lmfao
• :P says:

  April 3, 2009 at 9:38 am

  lol tht was funny… stupid cat
• JT says:

  July 14, 2009 at 10:20 pm

  good stuff
• terrence says:

  October 26, 2009 at 1:22 am

  He’s a catfish